a fanfiction about shreks swamp

Joe Cool and Justin Question The Existence Of Black People
Joe Cool was at home, on an ordinary day. He saw a black person out his window. The prophecy was true! Black people do exist! The next day, Joe Cool went to go see the royal squire Bean, and told him of what he saw. Bean did not beleive him, and denied him entrance to King Justin's castle. But Joe Cool used ninja skills to get into King Justin's castle. Out of nowhere, there was a cat blocking the stairs- it was Crookedstar, Leader Of RiverClan! Joe Cool knew that he couldnt continue on, or Crooked would use his stand to flood the castle. Joe Cool just ran downstairs to get away, and ran into Ouse. Ouse, being the stereotypical nice canadian he is, helped Joe Cool traverse the castle. But sadly, Ouse was a blind mouse, and could not show him the way. But at least Joe still got some helpful tips. In the basement, Joe found a secret tunnel that went through Shrek's Outhouse. No human has ever gone there and survived in that disguisting hellhole. There were lewd anime girls everywhere, chasing him down and trying to kill him using their queefs. That didnt work, because Joe brought a gas mask. Joe managed to escape Shrek's Outhouse. And he took some pictures to wank off to later. He had reached the mess hall of Justin's Castle. All the mods were sitting there eating cummy wummies. Then, Joe noticed something in the corner- a PacMan costume. Joe puts it on, then Nico and Chloe turn around and see Pacman. They take no notice of him, and Pacman just walks right by. Joe was finally at Justin's Throne Room. Joe burst in and said "Black people are real, I have photographic proof!" Justin responded- "How the fuck did you get that picture? I thought I locked up all the black people in the cellar and created a conspiracy that they didnt exist?" "Well, you forgot one. Mayuri." Justin screamed "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!" and Joe Cool was never heard from again.