Snuffelupagus' Spaghetti Salad

This "book" (if it can be called that, with only two paragraphs so far) is to compile any stories I've written out of spurts of pure randomness and creativity, and to also get myself to write like this more often because I've been told it's pretty funny and creative. So, why not try to do it more? So, if you enjoy randomness, then read on! Enjoy!