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Parts 19
Time 1h 40m

LavenderandRosemary

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This is legitimately the dumbest sugar-and-sleep-deprivation-fuelled plan I've ever come up with. Here's the synopsis:

Santa is presumed dead.

Mrs Claus is on a revenge quest.

With the North Pole's magic unguarded, citizens of the world rush to storm the Toy Factory, but they underestimated the defenses. The elves are armed and mobilized. Toy designers weaponize the 'slay'. The Naughty List becomes a hit list. True terror is found to be the sight of eight charging combat reindeer.

Armies will clash.

Many will fall.

Knitting needles will become outlawed in most countries.

You ever thought you'd die if Christmas was cancelled? You got that pretty darn right.All Rights Reserved

ava christmas comedy disaster funny mrsclaus noel northpole santa shortstory suspense unusual

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North Pole Odyssey: A Festive Family Reunion Christmas Special by YoYo32339

**North Pole Odyssey: A Festive Family Reunion Christmas Special** In this heartwarming Christmas tale, join Santa's family as they navigate unexpected challenges, from mischievous elves to a peculiar encounter with the Tooth Fairy's son. The story unfolds in several parts, each revealing a new layer of the North Pole's enchanting world. **Part 1-20:** Santa's family embarks on a quest to save Christmas, encountering quirky characters and overcoming obstacles. The climax sees a fierce battle with the Grinch, resulting in a sacrifice that adds a somber note to their victory. **Epilogue:** The story concludes with the group returning to the North Pole, repairing the broken sleigh, and celebrating a joyous Christmas. Nicholas and Shade's love blossoms, while other characters find happiness. The tale captures the essence of family, love, and resilience, making it a delightful read for the festive season.

The Duo That Saved Christmas by writergirlriley

What if there was a school for kids of famous Christmas characters to go? Well there is. North Pole High, a place where all your favorite Christmas character's kids go. One of them being Nick Claus, son of Santa. This is Nicks year to prove to his dad that he is capable of carrying on the family legacy. But what happens when thousands of toys are stolen from the workshop just weeks before Christmas? People will start pointing fingers toward Greta Grinch, daughter of the grinch and the leader of "The Misfits". A group of kids who dislike Christmas. Everyone is quick to blame her because of her fathers past. When the Prince of Christmas himself asks for her help in proving her innocence she's hesitant but excepts. Now it's up to her to work with her enemy to save a holiday that she absolutely despises.

𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 (Bernard the Elf x Reader) by CrazyCatTeen35

"𝑾𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕?" Christmas has never been (Yn) Calvin's thing. Since her parents divorce eight years ago, (Yn) hasn't believed in Santa Claus, the Christmas spirit, or magic. Now, at sixteen, she only lives with her father, Scott Calvin, who is never around because of his constant working. The holidays began to serve as a haunting reminder of (Yn)'s broken family and her crushed spirit. Well...until someone taught her how to believe again. Bernard the Elf x Reader fanfic . . . Key: (Yn)- Your Name (Hc)- Hair Color (Ec)- Eye Color (Fc)- Favorite Color . . ~•~ Start Date: 11-24-22 End Date: 1-24-23 ~•~ . . . Rankings: #1- Christmas #1- bernardtheelf #1- santaclaus #1- BernardtheelfxReader #1- xreader #1- bernardxreader . ❗️Disclaimer❗️ - As of the time when I planned out the plot of this story, The Santa Clauses series on Disney+ didn't air yet, so all of the lore behind the original trilogy hadn't been dropped yet. In this story, none of that happened because a lot of it contradicts to my story. So please don't expect this to be accurate to the lore that The Santa Clauses showed us! Thank you! - I do not claim ownership of the Santa Clause or any of its characters. They all belong to Disney. - The cover is by me :)

Christmas with Nick Klaas by rskovach

[2021 WATTYS Shortlist] When the heir to Christmas falls for a girl who hates the holiday, he risks losing his birthright to a trickster cousin unless he can melt her bah-humbug heart. * * * With his pet reindeer, grumpy gnome friends, and perpetual Yuletide cheer, Nick is the most eligible bachelor in the Arctic Circle. He's also the envy of his cousin Piet, who wants nothing more than to destroy the holiday forever. And how better to poison the heart of the most festive man in the reach of the aurora borealis than getting him to fall in love with woman who hates Christmas more than anyone else in the world? Noelle Nixon is "one of those" people. Everyone knows one: someone who lives for sun, surf, and palm trees, someone who'd rather be in perpetual vacation mode, and someone who'd gladly skip from Halloween directly to Easter rather than having to deal with the gloom, stress, and forced cheer of the "holiday season." When magical scheming during the winter equinox between a vengeful Black Buck and a clever Frost Fairy forces this New York City violinist to travel across the North Atlantic for a private holiday concert, the pure, unsuspecting Nick will risk losing his claim on Christmas in favor of his heart unless Noelle's one flaw is a deal breaker to what would otherwise be a perfect match. Awards: WATTYS 2021 Shortlist (c) Copyright 2019 - RS Kovach All Rights Reserved.

Holly Garland on Santa's Lap [COMPLETE] by SylviaDeLorme

Once upon a time, I was your typical good girl, doing my job like a total elf star, no complaints. Even with the little "gift" I was born with (aka my disability), I handled life pretty well. But let me tell you, luck's never been my plus-one. What am I talking about? Oh, just my lovely name-and the Christmas curse that comes with it! Every year, without fail, while my family's out decking the halls, I'm over here getting snowed under with the worst disasters. So, yeah, all I want for Christmas is for this nightmare of a season to be over. But this year? Oh, I've really hit the Christmas tree topper. Ever since I plopped myself down on Santa's lap at my office party and made a special wish, it's been one yule disaster after another! And now, I'm stuck in this sleigh ride from hell with that red-suited nightmare, forced to follow him wherever he jingles. Sure, he might be a total angel under that fake beard-mysterious and all-but I'm not about to let myself get wrapped up like some Christmas present under the tree. My brain's still in one piece, thanks. So, seriously, sweet baby Jesus, how did a nice executive assistant like me end up sleighing through this wild holiday misadventure full of danger, romance, and all the holly jolly chaos of Christmas?!

I SAW SANTA KILL SOMEONE by KassandraVivu

Celeste Gray thought it would be nice to stay in a cabin in the woods. Being able to be alone, left with her thoughts, finding nature, and the nice cozy feeling of warmth were what she needed. Which led her to book/rent out a cabin for the whole month of December. Spending the holidays alone shouldn't be too bad. I mean, there's a reason she's alone in the first place; this is what she needed to move on with her life. So everything should be fine. Celeste was wrong about that because the moment she decided to take that trail in the woods, she knew she fucked up. Especially when she saw Santa Clause, not dropping off gifts, not with his reindeer or his sleigh, but standing over a dead body. She just saw Santa kill someone. Ji-Cheol Kim is not your average man, he does something for a living that is not for everyone, but someone has to do it, especially when it's getting justice in a way for people who deserve justice done that way. He was doing his job, which he is very good at when someone who wasn't supposed to be there ended up being there. Now his plans have changed, which led him to do something he doesn't mind doing, finally being able to spend the holidays with someone. Even if the person doesn't want that, she has no choice but to accept it. Neither of them was expecting this to happen. Two people from different worlds who ended up bumping into each other are now spending the holidays together. This was far from being a Christmas miracle. (All rights reserved, this book will be published as a paperback when completed and available for purchase.)

How NOT to Holiday- A Short MCYT Fanfic by EmberDragon34

...this is too long to be a oneshot so I caved in A group of MCYTers go on holiday What's the worst that could happen?

This Christmas by italexys

Forget last Christmas. Gabriella and the holidays never work out simply because she's always alone. All her family and friends are always with their significant others. Gabriella doesn't mind being alone because she puts all her time and effort into work at her bakery. She loves to work at the bakery but she's starting to get tired of the same old thing. This Christmas she promises things are going to be different. Last year was the first time the North Pole opened up with simply Christmas magic. The North Pole may be just what she needs. Gabriella decides to let her assistant baker run the bakery for the holidays and she packs her bags for the North Pole and the trip of a lifetime. She ends up meeting Wyatt who may be the change she needs.

Learning to Love Christmas by remarkable_

"Hey Elle," Gavin said in a low tone, wiping the counter clean. "I bet a month's worth of dirty dish duty that you can't turn Scrooge into Santa's head elf in three weeks." Noelle Winters loves Christmas. She loves catching snowflakes on her tongue on snow days, reading by the fireplace with a big cup of hot cocoa. Christmas displays in toy shops and department stores make her happy. She loves how families get together and celebrate during the most wonderful time of the year. Christmas has this jolly, comfortable, warm, cozy, feel to it that makes her want to bury herself in knitted sweaters, light Christmas scented candles and sing Christmas carols in the middle of town square. With the cheery atmosphere in Fairview, who wouldn't join in on the holiday festivities? Oliver Hastings. He hates Christmas. Loathes it. He hates how bright the lights are and how everything in town seems so whimsical and enchanted. It all makes him want to puke. He claims that celebrating the holidays are useless and a waste of his time. So what happens when Elle's boss hires Oliver to work at Gingersnaps? A nuclear explosion of candy canes and sugar plums, that's what. She knows that no one's supposed to be unhappy on Christmas. Not even the grumpy Christmas hater named Oliver. With the help of her best friend Carol, she writes a list of things to try and get Oliver in the spirit. She's determined to show him what he's missed out on so far like; "Go ice skating", "Have a snowball fight", and "Sing Christmas Carols". She has 22 days and she's up for the challenge. last tracked achievements: humor #18 [28/12/14] teen fic #69 [15/12/14]

Falling for Santa's Son by theauthorfaith

Usually, people Carol's age are getting married, buying their first house, getting their first pet, etc. Her younger sister's doing all that. Good for her right? And she's doing it with Carol's ex. It has been a year since they broke up and he has been with her sister ever since and well, I'm sure you can guess the tea for that one. But it's Christmas time so 'tis the season to be jolly. She'll be seeing her two favorite people at the family reunion. Where she has promised everyone that she has happily moved on, and has someone to introduce to the family... except- she doesn't. During a trip to the grocery store, she bumps into one of the finest men she saw, which wasn't through her phone screen. So, obviously her first reaction was to ask him to be her plus one for the family reunion and to pretend that they're a couple. He Agrees! On the condition that she'll help him become Santa Claus? Weird but she agrees to do exactly that. Nick keeps claiming that he's Santa Claus's Son and that there's this whole Christmas wonderland where people compete to be Santa...she just goes with it. I mean his good looks had to come with a sacrifice right? Little did she know what she had signed up for...

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North Pole Odyssey: A Festive Family Reunion Christmas Special

North Pole Odyssey: A Festive Family Reunion Christmas Special In this heartwarming Christmas tale, join Santa's family as they navigate unexpected challenges, from mischievous elves to a peculiar encounter with the Tooth Fairy's son. The story unfolds in several parts, each revealing a new layer of the North Pole's enchanting world. Part 1-20: Santa's family embarks on a quest to save Christmas, encountering quirky characters and overcoming obstacles. The climax sees a fierce battle with the Grinch, resulting in a sacrifice that adds a somber note to their victory. Epilogue: The story concludes with the group returning to the North Pole, repairing the broken sleigh, and celebrating a joyous Christmas. Nicholas and Shade's love blossoms, while other characters find happiness. The tale captures the essence of family, love, and resilience, making it a delightful read for the festive season.