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LavenderandRosemary

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This is legitimately the dumbest sugar-and-sleep-deprivation-fuelled plan I've ever come up with. Here's the synopsis:

Santa is presumed dead.

Mrs Claus is on a revenge quest.

With the North Pole's magic unguarded, citizens of the world rush to storm the Toy Factory, but they underestimated the defenses. The elves are armed and mobilized. Toy designers weaponize the 'slay'. The Naughty List becomes a hit list. True terror is found to be the sight of eight charging combat reindeer.

Armies will clash.

Many will fall.

Knitting needles will become outlawed in most countries.

You ever thought you'd die if Christmas was cancelled? You got that pretty darn right.All Rights Reserved

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A NOT SO MERRY XMAS by UC-creates

Cozy up for a Christmas tale. A tale of magic, romance and the quest for balance. In this world there are forces of light and darkness; Forces like Santa and the maleficent Krampus. As humanity prepares for snuggles and festivity, Krampus plots with Gryla, the wicked frost deity. They team up to end the human race on Christmas Eve, but the Universe still has one last trick up its sleeve. * * * * Lucas Marcus, a 'regular' teenage boy, is led by a series of strange events to discover his magical abilities and--to his surprise--the magical powers of his best friend, Clyde Xavier, and long-time crush, Fiona. The three have been chosen to join the Protectors of Balance; a taskforce with the responsibility of maintaining order between Light and Dark Forces. Together they must journey on a mission to challenge Krampus and his allies, visiting Christmas destinations like the North Pole in the process. Although, feelings and deadlines only make their quest more complicated. Coupled with furious yetis, dark elves and a strange mega-corporation bent on capturing the supernatural...the Protectors of Balance are in for a not so Merry Xmas.

How NOT to Holiday- A Short MCYT Fanfic by EmberDragon34

...this is too long to be a oneshot so I caved in A group of MCYTers go on holiday What's the worst that could happen?

I SAW SANTA KILL SOMEONE by KassandraVivu

Celeste Gray thought it would be nice to stay in a cabin in the woods. Being able to be alone, left with her thoughts, finding nature, and the nice cozy feeling of warmth were what she needed. Which led her to book/rent out a cabin for the whole month of December. Spending the holidays alone shouldn't be too bad. I mean, there's a reason she's alone in the first place; this is what she needed to move on with her life. So everything should be fine. Celeste was wrong about that because the moment she decided to take that trail in the woods, she knew she fucked up. Especially when she saw Santa Clause, not dropping off gifts, not with his reindeer or his sleigh, but standing over a dead body. She just saw Santa kill someone. Ji-Cheol Kim is not your average man, he does something for a living that is not for everyone, but someone has to do it, especially when it's getting justice in a way for people who deserve justice done that way. He was doing his job, which he is very good at when someone who wasn't supposed to be there ended up being there. Now his plans have changed, which led him to do something he doesn't mind doing, finally being able to spend the holidays with someone. Even if the person doesn't want that, she has no choice but to accept it. Neither of them was expecting this to happen. Two people from different worlds who ended up bumping into each other are now spending the holidays together. This was far from being a Christmas miracle. (All rights reserved, this book will be published as a paperback when completed and available for purchase.)

UNHINGED EVER AFTER by Marbles_07

" And they lived happily ever after." Does it sounds familiar? In every fairytale there's always a happy ending but wait... not all endings come from a predictable storyline. And some are not so happily ever after. Someone, somewhere and somehow keeps changing the plotlines and jeopardizing the storybook world and it's up to Nyx to figure out who and stop them from ruining her chances of getting out of the classic fairytale Cinderella she's trapped inside. With some characters that quite the opposite of your expectations, the story becomes unhinged ever after through the point of view of the crazy, shameless, annoying and selfish spitfire money loving FGM of the story. ... "Why should I believe you." The grand duke commented lazily still holding the hilt of his weapon. " Because... because." I faltered. Hey, if you would just let me explain to you that I just saved your life and want to pair Cinderella and her prince together-without the six foot sword lying upon my shoulder and beloved neck- I'll do so and gladly vamos from here!

The Santa Clause: A Calvin Christmas [Book 1] by TashaFarthing

It's a Calvin Christmas like no other - singing carols, reading 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, and Scott burning the turkey. Yep, your typical Christmas at the Calvin household. ...Or so they thought! Annabelle Calvin, or 'Bell' for short, just turned 16 and finally gets to live with her dad, Scott Calvin, after her parents divorce. Just when she was having a Christmas movie marathon with her best friend Holly Clementine, they hear a loud thump from the roof. When they go to investigate what it was with Annabelle's younger brother Charlie, they see something they thought was only in their imagination. Suddenly, they are taken to the North Pole by none other than Santa's very own reindeers and sleigh. Once they arrive at the North Pole, they are greeted by Bernard, Head Elf No.1, and his younger brother Luke, Head Elf No.2, who tell them that Scott officially became the new Santa Claus as soon as he put on the suit. Join Annabelle and Holly as they both try to convince Scott to accept his role as the new Santa Claus, while trying not to risk having therapy sessions with Dr. 'I-Got-My-PhD-Out-Of-A-Cereal-Box', discovering romance along the way, and slowly come to terms with what their hearts really want. Also...did I mention they have the power to bring the holiday spirit to everyone around them? [BernardxOC, OCxOC] Completed: 26/12/2020 (Boxing Day) ✔️ *A/N: I've noticed there isn't many fanfics on here based on The Santa Clause films, so I thought I'd give it a go myself. Feel free to share any ideas and opinions you have, I'd be happy to read them.* **Disclaimer: I do not own the movie used for this fanfic, all rights go to Disney. This is merely for fans of fans. I only own this fanfic and my OC's: Annabelle, Holly, Luke, Elizabeth, Hope, Roxy, Eleanor, Micky, and Nathan.**

Silent Night by CharlieGlambert

"We're here to celebrate Christmas, so please behave." I said. "There's no point in celebrating it, papa is dead." replied Noah *** Adam and his kids has moved into a beautiful mansion. They'll celebrate Christmas there. But his son Noah doesn't like it. He hates Christmas. He sees no point in celebrating it, when his papa is not there with them. Adam explain to him that he'll always be close to them. Noah doesn't believe him. He's jealous that his dad only care about his little sister. The next day, Adam take with him to a market. Noah is still in bad mood. A woman standing at a stall notices him. She tell him that there is a monster named Krampus. He's half goat and half human. He abducts disobedient children. She warns him not to talk badly about Christmas or something terrible will happen. -Based on the myth about Krampus-

North Pole Odyssey: A Festive Family Reunion Christmas Special by YoYo32339

**North Pole Odyssey: A Festive Family Reunion Christmas Special** In this heartwarming Christmas tale, join Santa's family as they navigate unexpected challenges, from mischievous elves to a peculiar encounter with the Tooth Fairy's son. The story unfolds in several parts, each revealing a new layer of the North Pole's enchanting world. **Part 1-20:** Santa's family embarks on a quest to save Christmas, encountering quirky characters and overcoming obstacles. The climax sees a fierce battle with the Grinch, resulting in a sacrifice that adds a somber note to their victory. **Epilogue:** The story concludes with the group returning to the North Pole, repairing the broken sleigh, and celebrating a joyous Christmas. Nicholas and Shade's love blossoms, while other characters find happiness. The tale captures the essence of family, love, and resilience, making it a delightful read for the festive season.

This Christmas by italexys

Forget last Christmas. Gabriella and the holidays never work out simply because she's always alone. All her family and friends are always with their significant others. Gabriella doesn't mind being alone because she puts all her time and effort into work at her bakery. She loves to work at the bakery but she's starting to get tired of the same old thing. This Christmas she promises things are going to be different. Last year was the first time the North Pole opened up with simply Christmas magic. The North Pole may be just what she needs. Gabriella decides to let her assistant baker run the bakery for the holidays and she packs her bags for the North Pole and the trip of a lifetime. She ends up meeting Wyatt who may be the change she needs.

𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 (Bernard the Elf x Reader) by CrazyCatTeen35

"𝑾𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕?" Christmas has never been (Yn) Calvin's thing. Since her parents divorce eight years ago, (Yn) hasn't believed in Santa Claus, the Christmas spirit, or magic. Now, at sixteen, she only lives with her father, Scott Calvin, who is never around because of his constant working. The holidays began to serve as a haunting reminder of (Yn)'s broken family and her crushed spirit. Well...until someone taught her how to believe again. A Bernard the Elf x Fem!Reader fanfic . . . Key: (Yn)- Your Name (Hc)- Hair Color (Ec)- Eye Color (Fc)- Favorite Color . . ~•~ Start Date: 11-24-22 End Date: 1-24-23 ~•~ . . . Rankings: #1- Christmas #1- bernardtheelf #1- santaclaus #1- BernardtheelfxReader #1- xreader #1- bernardxreader . ❗️Disclaimer❗️ - As of the time when I planned out the plot of this story, The Santa Clauses series on Disney+ didn't air yet, so all of the lore behind the original trilogy hadn't been dropped yet. In this story, none of that happened because a lot of it contradicts to my story. So please don't expect this to be accurate to the lore that The Santa Clauses showed us! Thank you! - I do not claim ownership of the Santa Clause or any of its characters. They all belong to Disney. - The cover is by me :)

A Noelle for Santa (Violent Night Fan Fiction) by Song_Wolf_Lover69

Another Christmas Eve was coming close and Santa was preparing for the special night. After centuries of accomplishments, it was starting to get a little old for Santa. By old, it really meant getting lonely. Sure, he had his elves and the reindeers...but...it wasn't enough. Honestly...he has forgotten what it was like to have a companion. Then she was there...like an angel blessing him with the greatest Christmas Gift. Who knew that even Santa could get a Christmas present... Noelle Lightstone, one of the youngest physicians in the state, was coming home for Christmas. She loved Christmas and loved her family. When Noelle was 7 years old, her biological mother became sick. That Christmas, she asked Santa Claus to cure her mother. After harshly being told that Santa didn't exist, she didn't stop believing. But before Christmas came, her mother died. Since then, she lost her belief in Santa Claus, but never gave up on the spirit of Christmas. At age 18, her father remarried and had a child. Her baby sister, Trudy. Since her birth, Noelle and Trudy have been so close. She always made sure she was there for her. After Santa discovered, on the night they met, about Noelle's true identity, Santa never wanted to lose her. Every chance he had, he would visit Noelle through out the year. He made a promise to tell her who he really was after Christmas. But a group of naughty elite mercenaries dropped in on their Christmas to steal 300 million dollars from Noelle's family. After making his stop at her grandmother's house, Santa discovers that Noelle and her family were in danger. One thing for sure...you do not want to mess with his Mrs. Claus. "Time for some season's beatings." ~I do not own the rights to Violent Night, the characters and setting. I only own rights to my own characters.~

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A NOT SO MERRY XMAS cover

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Silent Night cover

North Pole Odyssey: A Festive Family Reunion Christmas Special cover

This Christmas cover

𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 (Bernard the Elf x Reader) cover

A Noelle for Santa (Violent Night Fan Fiction) cover

A NOT SO MERRY XMAS

Cozy up for a Christmas tale. A tale of magic, romance and the quest for balance. In this world there are forces of light and darkness; Forces like Santa and the maleficent Krampus. As humanity prepares for snuggles and festivity, Krampus plots with Gryla, the wicked frost deity. They team up to end the human race on Christmas Eve, but the Universe still has one last trick up its sleeve. * * * * Lucas Marcus, a 'regular' teenage boy, is led by a series of strange events to discover his magical abilities and--to his surprise--the magical powers of his best friend, Clyde Xavier, and long-time crush, Fiona. The three have been chosen to join the Protectors of Balance; a taskforce with the responsibility of maintaining order between Light and Dark Forces. Together they must journey on a mission to challenge Krampus and his allies, visiting Christmas destinations like the North Pole in the process. Although, feelings and deadlines only make their quest more complicated. Coupled with furious yetis, dark elves and a strange mega-corporation bent on capturing the supernatural...the Protectors of Balance are in for a not so Merry Xmas.