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What happens when voldemort holds his wand backwards?
Or when neville and luna kiss under mistletoe?
And most of all,
IS FRED DEAD!?!?
Lots of harry potter stories to make you lol

I shall publish a story a day 

All these characters and stuff belong to jk rowlingAll Rights Reserved

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For My Dogstar by tejashreepinjala

It has been one year after the war. Harry hasn't felt whole from the moment Sirius died. He felt it would be poetic if he died in the same place as Sirius on his birthday. But things never went the way Harry wanted them to. They never did. He received a letter from Gringotts on his 19th birthday. He discovered quite a lot that morning. He planned to quietly end his life, but this visit to Gringotts changed his mind. He was going to go back, take Death's offer that he was offered when he was hit with the killing curse, and wreck havoc on people who made his life a misery. Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me. It belongs to J.K.Rowling. I am only borrowing the characters. The story is mine.

Lovegood by EsmereldaMidnight

Life is full of surprises, wouldn't you agree? It certainly is for the Lovegoods and everyone around them. For years they had kept themselves to themselves, locked away in their own eccentric little world, what happens when they're forced to come out? How will their little Angel manage in the real world? What surprises do they have up their sleeves? Will they be accepted or shunned, or hunted from every end imaginable. Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter or anything affiliated.

Muggle // Severus Snape by rissarosewrites

Severus moves his wife, Avalon, a muggle to hogwarts at the news of Sirius Blacks escape thinking Hogwarts would be the safest place with all those death eaters on the loose. 🪄 A muggle with limited knowledge in magic thrown right into the middle of one of Severus Snapes most chaotic years. 🪄 Most characters belong to JKR. #1 in #slytherin on 11/27/23 🐍 #1 in #harrypotter on 11/27/23 #1 in #jamespotter on 11/27/23

Back In Time by tejashreepinjala

After the war, Harry finds out that Dumbledore had decided how his life would be until his death. He also found some heart shattering facts about his so-called best friends. He decided to go back to the time when he had to stand and say that Voldemort was back. He wanted to fix everything and wanted to live the way he wanted. Read to find out what happens. Harry Potter does not belong to me, it belong to J.K.Rowling. I have just borrowed the characters. The story belongs to me. Enjoy reading.

𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 & 𝙻𝚒𝚎𝚜 ||𝙳.𝙼 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌|| by thethinkingpen

"Let me be honest, that mark above your breast, turns me on so much" he said as he kissed my cleavage. "Oh, and I am never that drunk to not know when a girl slaps me" he said as he grabbed me by my neck and placed me on a desk. "That was quite a swing, princess" he said undoing my bra and making me gasp. "You've been a very naughty girl. You should get punished" he said and stopped kissing, making me whimper at the loss of his lips. "Get over my knee" he ordered as he sat down on his chair. Olivia Middleton, a not so quite ordinary girl, muggle-born or not? A witch but holds more power and abilities than a normal one, joins Hogwarts at the first year. Unveils dark secrets about her past. Helps the Trio with the dark forces. Until she meets her rival, Draco Malfoy, and eventually her lover, unleashes the deepest and the darkest of the darker secrets. All the copyrights and characters are owned by J.K. Rowling, except for the ones that I will create, which will be easy to identify. The general story idea is similar to HP books, but with my own fanfiction spiciness. My story happens around this time, well not actually 2020 but not in 1900s too. So hope you enjoy a little magic, love and pain with modern tech! And a little warning - MATURE CONTENT. Contains harsh language, knife work, smut and fluff.

The New generation of Marauders by MarleeBee92

What if Voldemort died before Harry's parents died? What if none of your favorite characters had to die? What if someone else had to Bear the burdens Harry did? What if before Voldemort died he left something behind? This world isn't any less dangerous. Death Eaters lurk around every corner. Forbidden Love forms. Four new Heroes come together. Four different houses become friends. Let's take step into their world for a little bit. Let's meet our favorite characters. I do not own Harry Potter JK Rowling is who owns Harry Potter. Please read and remember this is about four girls as main characters. So the P.O.V changes.

Whispers (George Weasley) by nobodyknowsssssssss

"Hey Fred look at that girl, her hair turned yellow" "You moron she is probably metamorphmangus" "Don't call me moron, you moron" "Oh yeah don't you call me that" As they whisper yelled at each other I sneak up behind to them. "Hey where that girl went George" "Idk Fred" "That girl went here" Jane Scamander finds her self in different and interesting adventures through her Hogwarts years. New friends, heartbreaks, teen drama, finding things about her self and her family, loss, pranks and maybe some specific redhead prankster snatches her interest. But does every story have happy ending? Currently writing their 4rd year= chamber of secrets I mainly wrote this for fun and to improve my English so yeah. ⚠️there is writing about blood, weed, alcohol, smoking and other just to you to know⚠️ ⚠️I don't own Harry Potter characters or story they are of course made by J. K. Rowling like you probably know but there is some changes and characters made by me⚠️ Gredit to collage in the cover to Beth<3 in Pinterest

In Harmony : A Second Chance by BOREDPINKBLUE

After sacrificing himself to Voldemort for all the people fighting in the war. Harry potter, the master of the deathly hallows, greets death as an old friend. But what happens when fate realises how cruel life had been to him? And decides to give him another chance. A second chance. This is a fanfiction! The major shipping are Harry x Hermione, Draco x Ginny, and Neville x Luna. IF YOU CAN RESPECT THE SHIPS, THEN PLEASE PROCEED, BUT I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY HATE COMMENTS LATER ON. THE STORY MIGHT FOLLOW CANNON A LITTLE BUT WILL BE PACED AND WRITTEN QUITE DIFFERENTLY. ************************************** Harry Potter was left at the doorstep of his aunt and uncle by Dumbledore after a tragic incident. But how is his life going to proceed from there? With a sweet and caring aunt, an uncle who is just cruel and a bully, and an ignorant cousin, how would he react to the revelation about the magical world? How will he find his way, with dangers lurking around, and people with their own selfish motives around him, how will he find true friends and safely navigate his life at Hogwarts? What if we add an aspect of romance into the mix? With dangers, love, drama, hidden truths, jealousy, and a psychotic nutter who is after the boy to kill him, how will harry potter survive? (remember as this is fanfiction, many things like birthdays, age and character personalities are altered to fit my imagination, so keep an open mind when reading, thank you! the story is very different from Cannon while following the same events/ storyline. HAVE A NICE READ!

Soteria by urdead186

Battle of Hogwarts has ended in catastrophe and annihilation, with the dark side winning in ascendancy and glory. Harry Potter has fallen. Everyone around Ivy has fallen. She has no choice but to go back in time and get rid of the cause of it all, no matter what way, for she has a promise to keep. Is she the key to salvation? ❝𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦❞ | COMPLETE | First time writing + fic. (Also available on AO3)

after potter's death - cedric diggory by hermy_reads

People are talking about what seems to be the only thing people talk about these days. The tragic death of Harry Potter, last year at the end of the Triwizard Tournament. In this book we follow the Slytherin student Sarah and her secret relationship with a certain Cedric Diggory, who also happens to be her best friend's brother. And Cedric Diggory? He's just not anybody. He's the boy who lived instead of the boy who was actually the boy who lived and should've been the one to live this time too. How will things end for them? Can they really stay a secret? And how on earth are they going to defeat Voldemort, especially now that Harry Potter is gone? This is just a fanfiction and J.K Rowling owns the original story.

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For My Dogstar cover

Muggle // Severus Snape cover

Back In Time cover

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The New generation of Marauders cover

Whispers (George Weasley) cover

In Harmony : A Second Chance cover

after potter's death - cedric diggory cover

For My Dogstar

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