Harry potter ultimate lollers
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What happens when voldemort holds his wand backwards?
Or when neville and luna kiss under mistletoe?
And most of all,
IS FRED DEAD!?!?
Lots of harry potter stories to make you lol
I shall publish a story a day
All these characters and stuff belong to jk rowling
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