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What happens when voldemort holds his wand backwards?
Or when neville and luna kiss under mistletoe?
And most of all,
IS FRED DEAD!?!?
Lots of harry potter stories to make you lol

I shall publish a story a day 

All these characters and stuff belong to jk rowlingAll Rights Reserved

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For My Dogstar by tejashreepinjala

It has been one year after the war. Harry hasn't felt whole from the moment Sirius died. He felt it would be poetic if he died in the same place as Sirius on his birthday. But things never went the way Harry wanted them to. They never did. He received a letter from Gringotts on his 19th birthday. He discovered quite a lot that morning. He planned to quietly end his life, but this visit to Gringotts changed his mind. He was going to go back, take Death's offer that he was offered when he was hit with the killing curse, and wreck havoc on people who made his life a misery. Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me. It belongs to J.K.Rowling. I am only borrowing the characters. The story is mine.

Hermione Granger x FemReader OneShot by KravenBlink

I have been playing Hogwarts legacies again and it's been giving me ideas. I am going to be rewatching the movies and maybe. Just maybe, read the books. [Y/n] or [OC] for original character. I may not use OC often Pure FanFiction short stories with the love for Hermione Granger. Stories will contain: -a substantial amount of Fluff -a moderate amount of smut, or high amount if requested -angst may only happen in times of the great war scenes -drama. I always have to have some type of drama. Well... maybe not all. I do not own any Characters from Harry Potter! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling GXG story//Hermione x Fem Reader//FanFic Please do not read if you are homophobic. 🔞MATURE THEME! MINORS ARE NOT ADVISED TO READ.

The New generation of Marauders by MarleeBee92

What if Voldemort died before Harry's parents died? What if none of your favorite characters had to die? What if someone else had to Bear the burdens Harry did? What if before Voldemort died he left something behind? This world isn't any less dangerous. Death Eaters lurk around every corner. Forbidden Love forms. Four new Heroes come together. Four different houses become friends. Let's take step into their world for a little bit. Let's meet our favorite characters. I do not own Harry Potter JK Rowling is who owns Harry Potter. Please read and remember this is about four girls as main characters. So the P.O.V changes.

If He Stays | ғʀᴇᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ✓ by adharyn

Her entire 5th year at Hogwarts felt like a cauldron boiling perilously out of control, ready to explode at any given point. So when Hermione catches the Weasley twins scheming their grand escape, she begs them to stay, just for the year. Little did she know her small request that stemmed from pure instinct would alter the course of the very war they'd been building up to. ༓ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: I clearly don't own HP or the Wizarding World, I just enjoy having fun with the world.

In Harmony : A Second Chance by BOREDPINKBLUE

After sacrificing himself to Voldemort for all the people fighting in the war. Harry potter, the master of the deathly hallows, greets death as an old friend. But what happens when fate realises how cruel life had been to him? And decides to give him another chance. A second chance. This is a fanfiction! The major shipping are Harry x Hermione, Draco x Ginny, and Neville x Luna. IF YOU CAN RESPECT THE SHIPS, THEN PLEASE PROCEED, BUT I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY HATE COMMENTS LATER ON. THE STORY MIGHT FOLLOW CANNON A LITTLE BUT WILL BE PACED AND WRITTEN QUITE DIFFERENTLY. ************************************** Harry Potter was left at the doorstep of his aunt and uncle by Dumbledore after a tragic incident. But how is his life going to proceed from there? With a sweet and caring aunt, an uncle who is just cruel and a bully, and an ignorant cousin, how would he react to the revelation about the magical world? How will he find his way, with dangers lurking around, and people with their own selfish motives around him, how will he find true friends and safely navigate his life at Hogwarts? What if we add an aspect of romance into the mix? With dangers, love, drama, hidden truths, jealousy, and a psychotic nutter who is after the boy to kill him, how will harry potter survive? (remember as this is fanfiction, many things like birthdays, age and character personalities are altered to fit my imagination, so keep an open mind when reading, thank you! the story is very different from Cannon while following the same events/ storyline. HAVE A NICE READ!

No One Messes with the Master of Death by tejashreepinjala

After the war was over, and Voldemort died, all death eaters were captured and killed except for a few who escaped the country before they were found. Harry had married Ginevra Weasley. Ron and Hermoine had married each other. Harry thought that his life would now be peaceful. Harry had, for once, come home early to enjoy his time with Ginny but ended up eavesdropping on her and his friends. What he found shattered his already wounded heart. Read more to find out what happens. I do not own Harry Potter. It belongs to J. K. Rowling. I have just borrowed the characters. The story is mine. Enjoy reading!

Back In Time by tejashreepinjala

After the war, Harry finds out that Dumbledore had decided how his life would be until his death. He also found some heart shattering facts about his so-called best friends. He decided to go back to the time when he had to stand and say that Voldemort was back. He wanted to fix everything and wanted to live the way he wanted. Read to find out what happens. Harry Potter does not belong to me, it belong to J.K.Rowling. I have just borrowed the characters. The story belongs to me. Enjoy reading.

Nobody Told Me I Was Alone by Batoruenjeru23

This book has allot of sexual scenes, please read full description! Lots of twist and turns .. The dark lord received a prophecy that a young orphan from a nearby village would bring an end to his reign so instead of attempting to kill her , he decided adopt her and raise her as his true heir.. but will the lies ever come out ? or will she become just as vile as her adopted father.. or will the choices she makes along the way bring her to her destiny of destroying his tyranny. She finds love and her true self along the way, this is her story and how she came to be .. *this is the story told from her pov as well as others* Voldemort enters the book in the beginning and in-between, the main characters that will have speaking parts are the inner circle characters in the friend group with many conversations with other characters The other characters in This story are property of Jk Rowling , I do not claim ownership over them or the events that take place in this book that are from her work the Harry Potter books And the timeline between half blood prince and deathly hallows part 1 & 2 The only ownership I have are over my main characters Ophelia , Sicily , Arden , Evan , Jude & Alexander. This is my first ever story , and I'm open to constructive criticism, and feedback to help better myself and my writing.. please comment and vote Psa : if I have any issues with grammar please comment so I can get them fixed, being a full-time mom I wrote some of this in a hurry ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️This book depicts sexual content , and laude acts .. self harm, and bdsm and knife play as well death in some graphic sorts. this isn't for anyone below 18 , and all characters in this book are of consensual age . ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Lovegood - Our story by EsmereldaMidnight

Life is full of surprises, wouldn't you agree? It certainly is for the Lovegoods and everyone around them. For years they had kept themselves to themselves, locked away in their own eccentric little world, what happens when they're forced to come out? How will their little Angel manage in the real world? What surprises do they have up their sleeves? Will they be accepted or shunned, or hunted from every end imaginable. Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter or anything affiliated.

Soteria by urdead186

Battle of Hogwarts has ended in catastrophe and annihilation, with the dark side winning in ascendancy and glory. Harry Potter has fallen. Everyone around Ivy has fallen. She has no choice but to go back in time and get rid of the cause of it all, no matter what way, for she has a promise to keep. Is she the key to salvation? ❝𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦❞ | COMPLETE | First time writing + fic. (Also available on AO3)

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