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Much Ado About Clothing

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Parts 7
Time 1h 42m

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Hi, I'm Matt.  I'm 5' 11", 170 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes, and sigh...Caucasian.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm completely average.  A face in a crowd, easily forgettable.  The only exciting thing about me is my job.  I'm a Tailor.  Still sound unimpressive?  Add the words "for Super Heroes".  Oh yeah.

Unfortunately, this story is not about my amazing job, or the incredible people I work with. This story is about how vying for a little appreciation and a cost of living increase had some wildly unexpected consequences.All Rights Reserved

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