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Much Ado About Clothing

LECTURES 47
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Parties 7
Durée 1h 42m

LECTURES 47
Votes 8
Parties 7
Durée 1h 42m

action-adventure humor notyourtypicalsuperherostory romance somethingdifferent

Hi, I'm Matt.  I'm 5' 11", 170 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes, and sigh...Caucasian.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm completely average.  A face in a crowd, easily forgettable.  The only exciting thing about me is my job.  I'm a Tailor.  Still sound unimpressive?  Add the words "for Super Heroes".  Oh yeah.

Unfortunately, this story is not about my amazing job, or the incredible people I work with. This story is about how vying for a little appreciation and a cost of living increase had some wildly unexpected consequences.Tous Droits Réservés

action-adventure humor notyourtypicalsuperherostory romance somethingdifferent

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THE DEVIL HIMSELF (Unedited), écrit par Happyharriet

"Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry , it's my fault" I apologized. His gray eyes match the color of a storm. His ebony black hair was styled to perfection. His three piece tailored suit screamed MONEY! He had a disapproving look on his stupid face. "Clearly, are you blind or something?" I opened my mouth to speak but he cut me off. "Disgusting! How do you common people live?". Common people? What is that supposed to mean?!. "We common people , are doing just fine" I snapped. "Disgusting!" He said again. "You petty people shouldn't even be around in this world, spoiling and polluting the air everywhere and just littering yourselves here and there, utterly disgusting" he spat.

Ridiculous: Mattory, écrit par ridiculous_dt

'I hear Mallory's voice before I see her, and I feel a grin spread across my face as she emerges from the hallway. "Oh, hey Matt, you did make it," she says, throwing me a dazzling smile. I don't know how she does it, but one of those smiles never fails to light up the entire room. Is it any wonder I fall a little bit more in love with her every time I see one?' How long has Matt been in love with Mallory? 'Approximately forever,' according to just about everyone. But he's willing to love her from afar, certain she'll never feel the same... until one fateful night at a Christmas party changes everything. As the "Mattory" craze begins to move from the realm of fantasy to reality, one thing's for sure-at Studio C, things are bound to get ridiculous. And not everyone is happy about it. [EDITING IN PROGRESS] [Started: 06/2016 First chapter published: 08/21/16 Main story completed: 09/18/16] [Cover by ExiledRanger]

the main character's are chasing me!!!, écrit par AlyssaPrantilla

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You Like Me?! | ✓, écrit par stillclo

"So, let me get this straight," I looked at him weirdly, raising my hands slightly in exclamation. "You like me?!" I asked him in disbelief. "Like or like-like?" I really can't get my head to process his words at the moment. "Is it weird that I don't." He simply replied, his voice sounded calm but serious at the same time. "And for your question, I do. I do like-like you. Like, I really like you. To the point that you're the only thing that's on my mind everyday and I can't seem to get you off it." I was literally standing there like an idiot, slowing blinking my eyes in a slow pace, still can't believe what's actually happening in front of me. ______________________________ ( Partially Edited.) First Published: July 23, 2020 Finished: October 16, 2021

Switch, écrit par gonnashinelikestars

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Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed), écrit par vineethereader

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Awks. ✓, écrit par awalkingwaffle

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Guide to Being a Superhero...'s BFF (Guide to Being, Novella One), écrit par TCKauthor

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THE DEVIL HIMSELF (Unedited)

"Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry , it's my fault" I apologized. His gray eyes match the color of a storm. His ebony black hair was styled to perfection. His three piece tailored suit screamed MONEY! He had a disapproving look on his stupid face. "Clearly, are you blind or something?" I opened my mouth to speak but he cut me off. "Disgusting! How do you common people live?". Common people? What is that supposed to mean?!. "We common people , are doing just fine" I snapped. "Disgusting!" He said again. "You petty people shouldn't even be around in this world, spoiling and polluting the air everywhere and just littering yourselves here and there, utterly disgusting" he spat.