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Pee ur pants funny!

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Reads 201,155
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Parts 65
Time 9m

Warning. Do not eat, drink, or go to the bathroom while eating- READING this. If u eat. u will probably choke. If u drink it will either go out ur nose or down the air pipe. If u got to the bathroom... I don't even have.to say it do I?All Rights Reserved

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