Adopted Criminal

"Dude, you barely know me, I have no parents, no money, I'm fucking homeless, and not to mention you already know I'm a goddamn criminal. Now why the hell do you want to adopt me?"
"He...my master, he knows your secret, and I believe that he wants to help you."

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Kicked out of ten orphanages by the time she was eight, Jaclyn Black (aka Jack Black, Jackie Black, ect.) is currently on the run. And not just because she one thing, but rather because she has a criminal record the size of fucking China and she's only seventeen. Oh almost everyone thinks she's a guy. Part of her crimes connects with the missing information of her life, the determination to find that something extends beyond her horrible childhood and reaches to her missing parents that are presumed dead.
It's not until she falls out a window during a mission that someone accidentally sees her face. Although Jackie is pretty sure that the person wouldn't recognize her, she feels somewhat endangered.
Suddenly everything shifts, a mysterious old man finds her alone one morning, and declares that 'his master' is wanting to adopt her, but the problem is, he knows a little too much about her. Things she didn't even know herself. And then there's his one son that's too familiar and not to mention H-O-T.
Why adopt a criminal?

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Caution: This story has a lot of unintentional cursing, if you cannot handle this, please don't fucking read. You have been warned.