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Superheroes are Stupid

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Meet Valencia Williams, an overworked surgical intern who isn't the biggest fan of superheroes. In fact, she dislikes them almost as much as a supervillain would. 

But one day, she encounters Strong Man: a new, amateur superhero who's nothing like the other superheroes she's read or heard about. He's different. Mainly because his face turned white when he saw her mugger wielding a knife, and because he nearly threw up when she had to give him a tetanus shot. 

Strong Man's not your average superhero, that's for sure. But this unlikely hero might just have what it takes to change Valencia's mind about supers like him, and save the world from a formidable villain who's about to take center stage.

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3rd place in the Writer's Glory Awards - Humour Entries
Highest ranking: #2 in #surgicalTodos los derechos reservados

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