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Baby of the Band

BeanSidheMoonsong

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Parts 16
Time 3h 49m

BeanSidheMoonsong

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Everybody knows that Poison's official reason for cancelling the "Flesh and Blood" tour and Returning home early in the Summer of '91 was 'cuz of the escalating issues with guitarist CC DeVille's cocaine addiction. What if that wasn't the REAL reason, but rather a very plausible excuse to cover up the Truth - which's stranger than fiction?

Bassist Rob "Bobby" Dall was always jokingly called the baby of the band, 'cuz he was the youngest of the musical quartet eventually known as Poison. No one expected to wake up one Morn in June of '91 and find a one-Year-old baby - who still possessed the mind of a twenty-seven-Year-old - in his bunk. If anything, they were expecting to wake and have yet another normal Day, as per tour standards, not have to figure out how to hide that they were lacking a crucial member from the public at large.

Knowing they can't continue the tour, but they can't just abandon Rob when he needs them most, the guys agree to do what they can to take care of him and try to figure out how to Return him to normal. Considering the rifts between them at this point, maybe that's the best thing they can do - or it's the worst, and they just don't realize it yet.All Rights Reserved

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Love of the Ages by BeanSidheMoonsong

Poison bassist Bobby Dall gets sick near the End of the "Look What the Cat Dragged In" tour in mid-1987. Such a thing's a common occurrence, so he doesn't think much of it as he pushes himself to finish out the tour so he can go home, rest, and recover. Upon waking up on his first Morn home, he doesn't find himself in Los Angeles - or even 1987. He finds himself in North Carolina and the Year 2016, as well as with a gorgeous young woman who's the walking epitome of "his type". He's also no longer sick - or part of Poison due to his sudden disappearance nearly 29 Years ago. Realizing he's somehow both teleported AND Time Traveled in his sleep, he hasta learn how to fit into this new Time period where he SHOULD be 52. Can the young woman apparently chosen as his teacher, Guide, and companion help him get back to when and where he belongs, though? It seems like a long shot, but Bobby knows there's only one way to find out.

Fire Fight {Party Poison/Danger Days} by izzyxsivan

Crash Angel can handle herself that's for sure. And she can handle other people....fairly well. But when Party Poison shows up she's not sure she can handle a certain part of her. Her anger. The two immediately clash and are shouting at each other from across the room. On the other hand she's having a lovely time with the rest of the Four and their little companion Ellie. So what happens when the two characters start to live under the same roof? Will things get better or worse? And how far will they go for each other when they're forced to be partners? And is it really anger Crash is feeling, or something else? Read and find out! {Trigger Warning}

Portal to Hell by BeanSidheMoonsong

Not everyone believes in the supernatural, and just how dangerous it can truly be at Times. Those who DO believe can run the gamut from knowing such things exist, but mostly passing it off till they've absolutely undeniable proof, to those who're melodramatic about even a light bulb burning out swearing it's something paranormal. Bobby wasn't necessarily a naysayer when it came to the paranormal, but he certainly wasn't one to chalk an odd experience up to the paranormal, either. One Summer's Night on his band's "Native Tongue" tour'll Change the rest of his Life - and most likely the Lives of his bandmates - as well as his opinion on the paranormal and what most everyone deems "evil".

Get it For Free ~ Nikki Sixx by rocknrollmonster

Being together constantly had caused an inexplicable tension between us- a sort of friction, if you will. Before Mötley hit it big, they were protective of me, but not in the way they were now; I had a boyfriend for a while and I was allowed to come and go as I pleased with minimal arguments. Of course, after a while things change. Relationships fall through, people get noticed. No matter what the situation was, high or low, Nikki and I were always there for each other. It never had ceased to amaze me that no matter how upset we were with each other, we were as close as could be- until now. He had finally crossed the line for the final time this tour. (Long chapters)

Neighbors (Poison story) by MonsterZombie5

Blue, a 21 y/o girl from Ashland, Oregon, moved to Los Angeles in the year 1986. There she meets her new neighbor, Bobby Dall, a young bassist who is determined to make her his girlfriend. But what happens when Bobby's friends start to compete against him?

More than Meets the Eye by BeanSidheMoonsong

Artificial Intelligence can be both intriguing and downright terrifying - it depends on who ya ask, not to mention what it's being used for at any given Time. But one company comes up with a use for what many consider a threat that no one's ever thought of, much less tried before. Reagan Logan's always been more than a lil out there, as it were - she's been described as eccentric by so many, she doesn't even bother getting offended by that particular description. It's no surpriseta the couple folks who know her best when she decidesta invest part of a surprise inheritance on something most wouldn't want within 300 yards of them - sex dolls that're more human than just your average dolls. But these sex dolls aren't just robots that can be used for sexual pleasure on her part. No, these dolls're based on two of her favorite rock stars - Bobby Dall and Richie Kotzen. And not just in how they're designed to look like these men from around the Time the Poison album "Native Tongue" was released, but in their personalities, as well.

Girls, Girls, Girls by BeanSidheMoonsong

Poison takes off harder and faster than they were expecting, but then again, they didn't really know what to expect. When they finally conclude their first real tour in Jackson, Mississippi, none of them are expecting what they wake up to. Trapped in the bodies of women and left behind by their band and crew, Bobby and Rikki don't have much choice but to do what they can to survive. While they manage to avoid prostitution and sex trafficking, it's still not easy - especially when they've to continually see and hear reports about them being missing and presumed dead. Getting help from one of their own after finding themselves working in Mobile, Alabama was the last thing they expected. Can Nikki manage to help these two get back home - not to mention back to normal - or will he be their only ally from here on out?

Welcome to the Jungle, Sweetheart by Brownstone59

"Hey Michelle, do you ever just, trip on your own feet, fall straight on your face, laugh hysterically at your own stupidity for a good thirty minutes, then just fall asleep on the floor?" Michelle looked at him like he was absolutely insane, which she'd come to learn was pretty accurate. "Uhh, no?" He grinned, "Well that's kind of what it's like around here. Ain't that right honey?" Slash blinked at him in confusion. "I... wasn't listening, what's going on?" "Just say yes, fuckhead." "...Yes." That's Slash and Axl and their (pregnant) friend Michelle. It's not romantic between her and Axl, or any of his roommates/bandmates, despite many people who doubt it between her and him, she could do better than him anyway. Besides, Michelle knows he has more... interesting, options anyway. *Cough cough* Slash- *cough*

Something to Believe In by BeanSidheMoonsong

Left heartbroken by one too many women - most recently, ex-girlfriend and mother of his unborn son, Mishy - Rob "Bobby" Dall's pretty much given up on Love. He's not even 27, so it's not a concept he's particularly happy with, but he sees few waysta Change that for himself. The fact that he's in an internationally-famous band and has been go-go-go for nearly a decade to get it off the ground and keep it that way doesn't exactly help him with that. Thrown out after a Lifetime of abuse that started the very moment she was conceived, Lyric Braxton's left to fend for herself on the streets of North Carolina. Music's been her one true Solace in Life - if one doesn't count her Spirituality, that is - but a way to listen to it and bring herself some Comfort's been hard to come by as of late. When she gets offered a job by the owner of a bar she happensta frequent one Night, she couldn't be more thankful - even if waiting tables and giving the occasional performance when she gets into the right mood ain't exactly what she'd LIKE to be doing. A chance meeting one October Night makes these two cross Paths, and it's not by accident. Can they manage to put their Trust and Faith in each other, and be given a reason to believe in Love again?

Expect the Unexpected by BeanSidheMoonsong

Nobody expected the World to come to a sudden, screeching halt in the Spring of 2020. Nobody expectsta be told that their grown kid's as fragile as a premature infant, and may have only hoursta live. And DEFINITELY nobody expectsta have to make a phone call to their former spouse, bearing that kinda bad news. But that's exactly the position 56-Year-old veteran rocker Rob "Bobby" Dall finds himself in one Night in March of 2020. Even though he's all but despised her for nearly 20 Years after their divorce, he's forced to call his ex-wife with the horrific news that their grown son may not make it through the Night. After all, he'd be a horrible father - the very kind he's striven NOT to be - if he DIDN'T make that phone call. However, nobody expected Mishy to fly out to Florida, only to get trapped there by mandatory shutdowns and quarantines. Surely, such an unexpected occurrence won't End in tragedy, after all - will it? No, but maybe this so-called family that more than puts the "fun" in dysfunction needsta take to heart the old adage about expecting the unexpected...

Double Trouble (Sequel to Baby of the Band) by BeanSidheMoonsong

Six months after finally being restored to normal from the physical body of a toddler as he slept, Poison bassist Rob "Bobby" Dall thought his Life was starting to look up. Sure, there were a lotta Changes within his band - starting with firing and replacing lead guitarist CC DeVille - as well as in his personal Life, but things seemed to've been leveling out at last. But to wake up once again a grown man trapped in the body of a toddler - that was surprising enough for him and his band mate-turned-roommate, drummer Rikki Rockett. So, what happens when their last band mate, front man Bret Michaels, callsta say that he hasn't heard from new member Richie Kotzen and is worried about him? Surely they're not about to find themselves with a Grade-A case of "double trouble", right?

Don't Leave Me Behind by BeanSidheMoonsong

Having never really gotten much Time near or in the Sea after moving to the LA area 'cuz he was so busy, bassist Bobby Dall didn't know of some of Her Hidden Dangers. That Ignorance lands him in Trouble, and he can't help thinking that this is it - he's about to find himself in Davy Jones' Locker. Rina's always been one of the more helpful Merfolk, keeping watch over the Coastlines of wherever she happens to live at any given Time. She's saved countless idiotic humans who ventured out and got caught by riptides, or sucked into Whirlpools they didn't know where there, but none have ever struck her quite like this man. As Rina finds herself longing to come ashore permanently more and more, Bobby thinks nothing of washing up on the Beach with an odd song stuck in his head. In fact, he chooses to ignore that fact and move on with his Life - only to wind up having the tables turned.

Strike Up the Band (Sequel to Blind Faith) by BeanSidheMoonsong

Time's continued to pass ever since Richie was fired from Poison for supposedly having an affair with his bassist's wife, and said bassist choseta follow him out the door, so to speak - almost three Years, to be precise. A lot's Changed, but some things stay the same to this Day - such as their mutual Love of Music and their family, which's been growing steadily. Shared wife Lyric was just as desperate to get outta the City and away from all the speculation and invasions of privacy. Even though she swore she never would, she wound up helping her menfolk move the family - which now includes two kids for the younger brunette - to her home State of North Carolina. At least there's plenty of Land to just turn them looseta run around and play, not to mention plenty of placesta hide from the vultures known as paparazzi - not to mention her mens' former band mates and management. But even with such a drastic Change in career - from recording and touring rock starsta just average Joes teaching school-age band classes - can Rob and company manage to keep it together?

Half a Rock Star by BeanSidheMoonsong

Born with a very rare spinal condition that affected the development of his legs and resulted in their amputation when he was just a baby, Rob "Bobby" Dall defied all odds pretty much from the moment he was born. His mother was told that she may as well not get very attached to him, 'cuz it wasn't likely that he'd live past a month old. When he proved his very first doctors wrong, they started discussing ways of making his Life better and easier as he aged. Nothing sounded like it'd work as well as amputating his useless, deformed legs, which'd at least allow him better mobility. It was certainly a barbaric solution, but it turned out to be the best decision that coulda been made, considering the lack of medical advancement in 1963. Left with really no other choices, Rob was determined to prove that he could do just about anything else those around him could. He might be shorter and unable to do things like run, but he wasn't about to let that stop him from achieving his ultimate Dream - to become a rock star. However, the road to stardom's never paved with precious Metals and rare gemstones, and it certainly isn't for him. Only through determination, struggle, and sheer grit does he manage to make it to the top and achieve what he set out to do before he was even legal to drink. But what happens when his band ultimately falls apart, and doesn't do much better after he gets a surprise and forms a bond with someone he never woulda expected to meet after moving out West?

Labor of Love by BeanSidheMoonsong

Having grown up poorer than dirt and been in a band for nigh on a decade now, 25-Year-old Bobby Dall's no stranger to hard, back-breaking work. In fact, he's oft described as the slave-driver of that aforementioned band. After all, he's usually the one forced into dragging his band mates outta bed to get cracking, whether it's in the studio to record or out on the road for a tour. That being said, he's not expecting himself and his band matesta go to bed in their shared apartment after getting off the road from a tour, only to wake in what should be an Antique cabin. He's not expecting to realize that he, Bret, and Rikki've all Time Traveled over a Century in their sleep. And he's DEFINITELY not expecting to realize that they've turned up in the home of a young woman the entire nearby Town's scared shitless of. But as it turns out, young Marissa Stanton's not as bad as the townsfolk'd have them believe. She turns out to be every bit the Witch that the townsfolk say she is, but she uses her Power for good, not evil. And she's actually just the kinda girl Bobby's been looking for, in terms of a Romantic partner. Will the Love that eventually forms between the Witch and the bassist be enough to either keep him in the Past, on her homestead, with her or convince her to quite literally go back to the Future with him? Or will this be one Love that DOESN'T cross the fabric of Time, itself?

Luck of the Fox (Sequel to Royal Wounded Warrior) by BeanSidheMoonsong

Life after the loss of his mate and husband of nearly three decades wasn't easy for Poison bassist Bobby Dall at first. He'd to learn how to live without the Cat he felt he'd been robbed of so much Time with when he passed on easily only halfway through his Lifetime, not to mention figure out how to be a single parent after having never been such. But finding out he'd a second mate - generally a rarity amongst Nekos and Zorros alike - certainly helped with that. Enter GN'R bassist Duff McKagan, the blonde giant of an Irishman he'd been friends with for as long as he'd known his late husband, give or take. Finding out they were mated since Duff already had a steady relationship and family of his own was definitely hard, but they managed to find a Balance - one that even included a surprise kit. Said kit wasn't the only surprise, though - there were plenty more of those, right down to the blonde bassist's very heritage, and it went deeper than just having Witchcraft in his veins. Many'd say that such things were just strokes of dumb Luck, and maybe that's true for this unique couple - or more aptly, Love triangle. Forget the Luck of the Irish - this is all about the Luck of the Fox.

Blind Faith (Sequel to Something to Believe In) by BeanSidheMoonsong

Two months after the firing of lead guitarist CC DeVille, Poison's pretty much at a stand-still as they search for a replacement. Auditions keep coming in left and right, but nobody seemsta fit the bill - till one cold Day in November. Richie wasn't quite sure what the hell he was walking into exactly, but he certainly wasn't expecting quite the amount of turmoil he found. He definitely wasn't expecting a threat that'd scare just about any guy senselessta come outta one of the band members' mouths almost as soon as the guy sat down next to him. Another thing he wasn't expecting - to meet said guy's gorgeous wife, whom he's almost immediately attracted to in more ways than one. Rob's pretty much been begging to be given something to believe in again, and he's starting to think that's not gonna happen. Then again, maybe having this kid join their ranks'll be just what they need, rather than being their worst mistake yet. All he can do is hope and pray, not to mention forge ahead with more than a lil blind Faith.

Ghosts of Philadelphia by BeanSidheMoonsong

Rob Dall was always considered both a freak and a gifted person - as was the rest of his family. After all, he embodied pretty much every type of Medium on the Planet, not just the psychic variety. His hometown fame really kicked off, though, after helping to solve a decades - even Centuries - old Mystery that'd plagued Mechanicsburg, PA when he was just a child. Richie Kotzen didn't know the first thing about Mediumship - in fact, he didn't even know he WAS a Medium. But when he meets a man with far more pronounced abilities that's almost like an older version of himself after a friend gives him a call for some help, all that Changes.

Good Love (Sequel to Chance Meeting) by BeanSidheMoonsong

Who woulda thought that running away and leaving behind everything she'd ever known and loved - even hated - woulda turned out so well for young Aerin Crosswhite? She got the chance of a Lifetime by meeting not one, but two of her idols without ever seeing it coming. Now, a month after one of those idols grew the balls to pop the question, they get yet more unexpected news. Bobby thinks she's gonna kill him for it at first, but is surprised by the Grace with which she takes it - just like she does everything else. How're they gonna handle this news, and what's it gonna mean for their Future - both as a couple, and for him as a member of one of the World's most famous bands?

Goddess of Rock by BeanSidheMoonsong

Before there was ever a "Rock of Love", there was to be a "Goddess of Rock"... After what everyone started calling the "Down-Home Showdown" in late-August of 2006, 43-Year-old Poison bassist Bobby Dall wasn't too sure what to do next. No girl ever seemed to stay with him for long before she got tired of the Lifestyle he lived, or his relationships all fell apart when he least expected it. When VH1 gave him a call one Day to offer him a more or less spin-off to their Reality dating show, "Flavor of Love", he wasn't too sure about going through with it. He kinda liked the notion of making a couple dozen girls fight for the right to call him theirs, but at the same Time, he wasn't sure he wanted to fought over quite like that. Then again, doing the show might prove to be a waste of his Time when he coulda been spending it with his kids. Will Bobby prove to have the Sanity it'll take to make it out on the other side of this show in one piece, and with his Goddess of Rock at his side?

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Love of the Ages cover

Fire Fight {Party Poison/Danger Days} cover

Portal to Hell cover

Get it For Free ~ Nikki Sixx cover

Neighbors (Poison story) cover

More than Meets the Eye cover

Girls, Girls, Girls cover

Welcome to the Jungle, Sweetheart cover

Something to Believe In cover

Expect the Unexpected cover

Double Trouble (Sequel to Baby of the Band) cover

Don't Leave Me Behind cover

Strike Up the Band (Sequel to Blind Faith) cover

Half a Rock Star cover

Labor of Love cover

Luck of the Fox (Sequel to Royal Wounded Warrior) cover

Blind Faith (Sequel to Something to Believe In) cover

Ghosts of Philadelphia cover

Good Love (Sequel to Chance Meeting) cover

Goddess of Rock cover

Love of the Ages

Poison bassist Bobby Dall gets sick near the End of the "Look What the Cat Dragged In" tour in mid-1987. Such a thing's a common occurrence, so he doesn't think much of it as he pushes himself to finish out the tour so he can go home, rest, and recover. Upon waking up on his first Morn home, he doesn't find himself in Los Angeles - or even 1987. He finds himself in North Carolina and the Year 2016, as well as with a gorgeous young woman who's the walking epitome of "his type". He's also no longer sick - or part of Poison due to his sudden disappearance nearly 29 Years ago. Realizing he's somehow both teleported AND Time Traveled in his sleep, he hasta learn how to fit into this new Time period where he SHOULD be 52. Can the young woman apparently chosen as his teacher, Guide, and companion help him get back to when and where he belongs, though? It seems like a long shot, but Bobby knows there's only one way to find out.