Lohmeer is a builder, bred and banded, but his heart has never been in it. Now the holidays are upon the Burrow, and the pre all-dark feast is at hand. Will a chance encounter with a cooking student send the constrictor on a new path, or leave him even more dissatisfied with his own destiny? And once he's found the wonders hidden inside the Burrow kitchens, how can a perpetually hungry constrictor possibly survive his all-dark fast?