Best of Akpos
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  • Reads 10,728
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  • Parts 138
  • Time 1h 17m
mikaelkrownmk
Complete, First published Dec 18, 2019
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It's one of the trendiest keywords in Nigeria's Internet airspace, the word Akpors or Akpos as the case might be has become very synonymous with comic, mischief and foolishness. 

In most of the jokes that are akpors based, you would usually find the joke centered on a young man who either gets into trouble for making certain comments, or does a very foolish thing that puts him in trouble.

Whatever form the jokes take, you would always get to laugh yourself off.


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A Naija Halloween Trip

20 parts Complete

An excursion like never before! That was what their Principal promised. Finally, these high school teens would get to experience a school trip, one that they've been longing for. But when you go to Ibabi, a mystical land of wonder, creepy shits can be expected. How much more if you go on Halloween day? Oopsy! oops! Boom! Boom! Dive into the journey of these funny Nigerian high school teens and prepare to laugh yourself out Creepy yet so funny Scary yet so crazy '

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