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Best of Akpos

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It's one of the trendiest keywords in Nigeria's Internet airspace, the word Akpors or Akpos as the case might be has become very synonymous with comic, mischief and foolishness. 

In most of the jokes that are akpors based, you would usually find the joke centered on a young man who either gets into trouble for making certain comments, or does a very foolish thing that puts him in trouble.

Whatever form the jokes take, you would always get to laugh yourself off.


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My Twelve Random Dates by michelle18uzoma

I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another question " so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go Would you just shut up!" I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. "I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? " 23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.

I Don't Do Friends by JenesisMC

Jeremiah is a typical Nigerian teenager. He's been through a lot. He is broken. He is lost. But what can he do? He has NO friends and is not interested in anyone. What happens when he meets Jessica? Will he crack open or will he lock up even more. Read to Find out I entered the story into wattys2018. Help with your votes and comments. Thanks for the Support. Means a LOT

CODENAME: 14 by TheOfficialSemiloore

Every year once a child turns 14, a special exam is conducted all over the country. No one knows why the exam is written or the purpose of the exam because there are no results and most of the questions pertain to one's view of life and mentality of a few things. No one knows that, this exam is actually the entrance exam to becoming a member of the Nigerian Secret Teenage Spies. [ N. S. T. S.]. An organization located several kilometers below an expensive boutique in the middle of town. N. S. T. S is an extremely secretive organization has only few people knows its existence. Even the President doesn't know that there are shadows protecting him and the country. Neither would he think or believe that these shadows are teenagers between the ages of 14-18 years. 15-year old Adekola Feranmi walks into her home two days after writing her exam only to find two men in black suits and sun glasses talking to her parents. There's also a strikingly handsome teen seated beside them. When Feranmi realizes she has been chosen to become a member of the N. S. T. S., she decides to give it her all. The new things she has to learn is very exciting for Feranmi. She even learns how to use a real gun! Feranmi must train hard and rise up in the ranks. She must learn how to and protect her country, her family and her loved ones. ©Dare-Atunse 'Semiloore.

RESOLVE by 9ja_green_ink

~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023

WHEN PIGS FLY by Ninostintino_nini

(NOT EDITED) "I will not be surprised if one day you tell me that you're in love with him" kemi says What this mumu saying now? "yeah sure when pigs fly" I say "it will just shock you,I'm serious oo" kemi says again "like I said, when pigs fly" I say walking away ********** When twenty year Olaoluwakiishi Onayemi is giving a deal by his parents to marry twenty five years old Nathaniel Omowunmi because of lack of money, she denies the offer until when her mother falls seriously ill and is in die need of surgery, she has no one to turn too and had no choice but to accept the proposal giving to her. What will happen to the newly wedded couple after being warned by Natheniel not to accept and after accepting being threatened by Nathaniel to completely ruin her life, how would Kiishi cope? #comedy all the way. Cover by Ifeh_love💖

Where short stories lives √ by love_richie

[Midnight Madness and four other stories]. Once it's midnight and the time strucks 12 o'clock, Dami would instantly become mad, tearing his clothes, eating uneatable things and fighting with any one around him. This spoils his reputation as a good boy. What do you think is the cause of his Madness? - Find out!!!.. Cover by: @Whitney_nelly Started: 19th of January, 2019 Content: lesson, Jokes, Quotes, Moral, Questions and Four other stories, you'd love. ............................................................. DO NOT STEAL THIS BOOK FROM ME, BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T WANT OTHERS STEALING FROM YOU TOO. if such act is noticed please give a report or notify me, it is against the law unless I gave you a permission to. Anyways enjoy!!!💛💛💛💛

The Last Days At Forcados high School: A Glimpse Of The Future by jaysliky

As I drifted into my own land of dreams, I was slightly pulled back by a sound coming from the door. I didn't pay close attention and was unsure so I allowed myself let loose and get lost in the comforting state. A rough tug on my right breast brought me back to earth. I opened my eyes only to see step dad hovering over me. I screamed partly, because next thing I know he stuffs a handkerchief in my mouth and pins both my arms above my head. My voice was muffled by the thick piece of cloth in my mouth and.... To all my Nigerian friends who wished they could know what happened in the future of The Last Day of forcados High school .well there you have it. But this is from my POV ...enjoy. After several years of being abroad fate brings Efua back to Nigeria. Her past confronts her in a traumatic way. Will overcome these challenges or let them tear her down? Jimmy has moved on with his life; having a company, dating a renowned and sexy lawyer Amaka. With all these he seemed to be at the top of his game not knowing what fate has in store for him. Awesome cover by @giddyforyou Highest ranking #10 in teen fiction #2 Nigerian #2 FWC

HOUSE OF MADNESS by theGoldenmornwrites

Similar to the law of physics, the law of Grace Ayanlami states, "When you try to be an oversabi by jumping to places no one sent you, your village people A.K.A the witches and wizards have come for you, and have surely pulled an all-nighter on your matter." • • • Grace Ayanlami is what could be described as "Mad", "madder", "maddest". Grace is your typical Nigerian girl who According to her weird theory, all the witches and wizards from her parents' village were frying Akara on her destiny. A quest to find her supposed freedom leads her to a plot of dramatic twists. IF YOU KNOW YOU LOVE DRAMA, THEN THIS BOOK HAS YOUR NAME ALL OVER!!🔥 IF YOU HAVE A THING FOR THE NIGERIAN KIND OF DRAMA, STOP WASTING TIME AND GET DROWNED IN THE PAGES OF THIS DRAMATIC, HUMOUR AND THRILLER BOOK, SURE TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES!🔥 💎 Ranked. #1 in Teen Life. #1 in project Nigeria. #1 in dramatic #1 in Nigerian teen NOTE ⚠️⚠️⚠️: This book is a work of fiction combined with my beautiful and wild imagination so it isn't related to life events and neither is it aimed at anything or anyone. DO NOT COPY OR STEAL MY WORK!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! Plus, you would be arrested for breaking a Copyright law. Cover by @JaydenLThompson

Diary of an African child in Africa! by elilah_b

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My High School Life by Antisocial_Vicky

___________ "You're Jumoke, right? The new girl?" How did he know? "Yes? What happened? Who's looking for me?" "I just asked a question. No harms. Take a chill pill, girl. Anyways, welcome to our school. Get used to me too because you'll always see this cute face every day." That said, he strolled off. _________ Jumoke Adeola is transferred to Crystal High School to meet an annoying and cute-faced Jerome Jordan, whose pride and ego are bigger than the world. What's high school without crush(es), annoying teachers, scary principal, lot of notes, and annoying schoolmates? **Filled with a lot of relatable high school dramas** [Completed✔] [Editing]

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Where short stories lives √ cover

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HOUSE OF MADNESS cover

Diary of an African child in Africa! cover

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My Twelve Random Dates

I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another question " so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go Would you just shut up!" I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. "I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? " 23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.