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Best of Akpos

Leituras 10,735
Votos 2,168
Capítulos 138
Tempo 1h 17m

Leituras 10,735
Votos 2,168
Capítulos 138
Tempo 1h 17m

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It's one of the trendiest keywords in Nigeria's Internet airspace, the word Akpors or Akpos as the case might be has become very synonymous with comic, mischief and foolishness. 

In most of the jokes that are akpors based, you would usually find the joke centered on a young man who either gets into trouble for making certain comments, or does a very foolish thing that puts him in trouble.

Whatever form the jokes take, you would always get to laugh yourself off.


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Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But..., de PrakashNyshadham

A lazy sperm suddenly finds itself in the world, wondering why life arrived so unexpectedly without any plans for the future. This humorous sperm often says, "Life is Not a joke, Boss! But..." and then ponders what it should do to complete this thought. It believes, it arrived early to figure out its purpose. Now, it questions how life will manage its presence: Can life handle and protect me properly? Does life know how to handle it? If not, where can I find life's parents to file a complaint? Sperm: Bloody Life, Come let's start our journey... 😏 JUUYYYYIIIIIII....

JagaJaga | ✓, de frostyella

What happens when you've planned this perfect Christmas and never knew a new piece would have to be added? What happens when the Christmas comes with something or someone? A childhood enemy Eighteen year old Eboseremen Irabor was given the opportunity to plan the perfect Christmas for her family but she knew it was bound to go one way with the arrival of someone whom she never planned for, Jagajaga. © Emmanuella Omonigho, 2018

A Naija Halloween Trip, de sweetandhotcreator

An excursion like never before! That was what their Principal promised. Finally, these high school teens would get to experience a school trip, one that they've been longing for. But when you go to Ibabi, a mystical land of wonder, creepy shits can be expected. How much more if you go on Halloween day? Oopsy! oops! Boom! Boom! Dive into the journey of these funny Nigerian high school teens and prepare to laugh yourself out Creepy yet so funny Scary yet so crazy '

The Last Days At Forcados high School: A Glimpse Of The Future, de jaysliky

As I drifted into my own land of dreams, I was slightly pulled back by a sound coming from the door. I didn't pay close attention and was unsure so I allowed myself let loose and get lost in the comforting state. A rough tug on my right breast brought me back to earth. I opened my eyes only to see step dad hovering over me. I screamed partly, because next thing I know he stuffs a handkerchief in my mouth and pins both my arms above my head. My voice was muffled by the thick piece of cloth in my mouth and.... To all my Nigerian friends who wished they could know what happened in the future of The Last Day of forcados High school .well there you have it. But this is from my POV ...enjoy. After several years of being abroad fate brings Efua back to Nigeria. Her past confronts her in a traumatic way. Will overcome these challenges or let them tear her down? Jimmy has moved on with his life; having a company, dating a renowned and sexy lawyer Amaka. With all these he seemed to be at the top of his game not knowing what fate has in store for him. Awesome cover by @giddyforyou Highest ranking #10 in teen fiction #2 Nigerian #2 FWC

Adaeze, de imjustvibinfr

(Male Perspective) (palette cleanser since my more recent stories have been fairly dark. Finally, if any of the information used to describe aspects of her culture is incorrect, please correct me) After being dropped with the bomb of his parents welcoming a host child, Koda becomes acquainted with his new roommate. A beautiful girl named Adaeze who, no matter where she goes, has all eyes on her and makes jaws drop to the floor. Koda is not immune to this either. After just getting out of a bad relationship, he's a bit on the fence, but can't seem to pull himself away from the new girl in town. (Warning: story contains harsh language and smutt scenes)

RESOLVE, de 9ja_green_ink

~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023

Daffodil Sprouts🌼, de AstraFromMilkyWay

For the past three years, Yesmi has dreamt of only one thing; moving to New York to live with her mother. Surprisingly, an engagement, a phone call, and a father pushed out of the way is all it takes for that dream to come to life. Great, right? Not really. The angel in charge of ensuring her smooth stay in New York is doing a wonderfully bad job. From having to deal with a 'from-the-onset' strained relationship with her stepbrother to getting into a face-off with a bouncer 4 times her size, to publicly embarrassing herself in the school café, to falling out with all the wrong people . . . the list of chaotic situations never end. When these happenings move from partly amusing to horrifying, Yesmi is about to acknowledge the hardest way, that from within dreams, emerge nightmares. 🌼🌼🌼 Featured on: -@ambassadorsNG reading list 'Girlie o!'. -@TeenFiction reading list 'funny bones'.

The Variable Life of Sam , de Daviferous

He licked his hands "clean" with his tongue, smiling genuinely, extended his hand for a handshake. "My name is Akindele, yours?" **************************************************** Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant. **************************************************** Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be? Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world" narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"... Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder..... {Completed}

My High School Life , de Antisocial_Vicky

___________ "You're Jumoke, right? The new girl?" How did he know? "Yes? What happened? Who's looking for me?" "I just asked a question. No harms. Take a chill pill, girl. Anyways, welcome to our school. Get used to me too because you'll always see this cute face every day." That said, he strolled off. _________ Jumoke Adeola is transferred to Crystal High School to meet an annoying and cute-faced Jerome Jordan, whose pride and ego are bigger than the world. What's high school without crush(es), annoying teachers, scary principal, lot of notes, and annoying schoolmates? **Filled with a lot of relatable high school dramas** [Completed✔] [Editing]

My Twelve Random Dates, de michelle18uzoma

I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another question " so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go Would you just shut up!" I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. "I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? " 23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.

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Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But...

A lazy sperm suddenly finds itself in the world, wondering why life arrived so unexpectedly without any plans for the future. This humorous sperm often says, "Life is Not a joke, Boss! But..." and then ponders what it should do to complete this thought. It believes, it arrived early to figure out its purpose. Now, it questions how life will manage its presence: Can life handle and protect me properly? Does life know how to handle it? If not, where can I find life's parents to file a complaint? Sperm: Bloody Life, Come let's start our journey... 😏 JUUYYYYIIIIIII....