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Best of Akpos

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Reads 10,705
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Parts 138
Time 1h 17m

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It's one of the trendiest keywords in Nigeria's Internet airspace, the word Akpors or Akpos as the case might be has become very synonymous with comic, mischief and foolishness. 

In most of the jokes that are akpors based, you would usually find the joke centered on a young man who either gets into trouble for making certain comments, or does a very foolish thing that puts him in trouble.

Whatever form the jokes take, you would always get to laugh yourself off.


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CODENAME: 14 by TheOfficialSemiloore

Every year once a child turns 14, a special exam is conducted all over the country. No one knows why the exam is written or the purpose of the exam because there are no results and most of the questions pertain to one's view of life and mentality of a few things. No one knows that, this exam is actually the entrance exam to becoming a member of the Nigerian Secret Teenage Spies. [ N. S. T. S.]. An organization located several kilometers below an expensive boutique in the middle of town. N. S. T. S is an extremely secretive organization has only few people knows its existence. Even the President doesn't know that there are shadows protecting him and the country. Neither would he think or believe that these shadows are teenagers between the ages of 14-18 years. 15-year old Adekola Feranmi walks into her home two days after writing her exam only to find two men in black suits and sun glasses talking to her parents. There's also a strikingly handsome teen seated beside them. When Feranmi realizes she has been chosen to become a member of the N. S. T. S., she decides to give it her all. The new things she has to learn is very exciting for Feranmi. She even learns how to use a real gun! Feranmi must train hard and rise up in the ranks. She must learn how to and protect her country, her family and her loved ones. ©Dare-Atunse 'Semiloore.

Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But... by PrakashNyshadham

A lazy sperm suddenly finds itself in the world, wondering why life arrived so unexpectedly without any plans for the future. This humorous sperm often says, "Life is Not a joke, Boss! But..." and then ponders what it should do to complete this thought. It believes, it arrived early to figure out its purpose. Now, it questions how life will manage its presence: Can life handle and protect me properly? Does life know how to handle it? If not, where can I find life's parents to file a complaint? Sperm: Bloody Life, Come let's start our journey... 😏 JUUYYYYIIIIIII....

Diary of an African child in Africa! by elilah_b

The unleashed thoughts of my life as an African.

RESOLVE by 9ja_green_ink

~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023

The Last Days At Forcados high School: A Glimpse Of The Future by jaysliky

As I drifted into my own land of dreams, I was slightly pulled back by a sound coming from the door. I didn't pay close attention and was unsure so I allowed myself let loose and get lost in the comforting state. A rough tug on my right breast brought me back to earth. I opened my eyes only to see step dad hovering over me. I screamed partly, because next thing I know he stuffs a handkerchief in my mouth and pins both my arms above my head. My voice was muffled by the thick piece of cloth in my mouth and.... To all my Nigerian friends who wished they could know what happened in the future of The Last Day of forcados High school .well there you have it. But this is from my POV ...enjoy. After several years of being abroad fate brings Efua back to Nigeria. Her past confronts her in a traumatic way. Will overcome these challenges or let them tear her down? Jimmy has moved on with his life; having a company, dating a renowned and sexy lawyer Amaka. With all these he seemed to be at the top of his game not knowing what fate has in store for him. Awesome cover by @giddyforyou Highest ranking #10 in teen fiction #2 Nigerian #2 FWC

I Don't Do Friends by JenesisMC

Jeremiah is a typical Nigerian teenager. He's been through a lot. He is broken. He is lost. But what can he do? He has NO friends and is not interested in anyone. What happens when he meets Jessica? Will he crack open or will he lock up even more. Read to Find out I entered the story into wattys2018. Help with your votes and comments. Thanks for the Support. Means a LOT

The Variable Life of Sam by Daviferous

He licked his hands "clean" with his tongue, smiling genuinely, extended his hand for a handshake. "My name is Akindele, yours?" **************************************************** Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant. **************************************************** Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be? Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world" narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"... Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder..... {Completed}

Daffodil Sprouts🌼 by AstraFromMilkyWay

For the past three years, Yesmi has dreamt of only one thing; moving to New York to live with her mother. Surprisingly, an engagement, a phone call, and a father pushed out of the way is all it takes for that dream to come to life. Great, right? Not really. The angel in charge of ensuring her smooth stay in New York is doing a wonderfully bad job. From having to deal with a 'from-the-onset' strained relationship with her stepbrother to getting into a face-off with a bouncer 4 times her size, to publicly embarrassing herself in the school café, to falling out with all the wrong people . . . the list of chaotic situations never end. When these happenings move from partly amusing to horrifying, Yesmi is about to acknowledge the hardest way, that from within dreams, emerge nightmares. 🌼🌼🌼 Featured on: -@ambassadorsNG reading list 'Girlie o!'. -@TeenFiction reading list 'funny bones'.

My High School Life by Antisocial_Vicky

___________ "You're Jumoke, right? The new girl?" How did he know? "Yes? What happened? Who's looking for me?" "I just asked a question. No harms. Take a chill pill, girl. Anyways, welcome to our school. Get used to me too because you'll always see this cute face every day." That said, he strolled off. _________ Jumoke Adeola is transferred to Crystal High School to meet an annoying and cute-faced Jerome Jordan, whose pride and ego are bigger than the world. What's high school without crush(es), annoying teachers, scary principal, lot of notes, and annoying schoolmates? **Filled with a lot of relatable high school dramas** [Completed✔] [Editing]

𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐀 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞 by kundab

𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐬 has always been the girl that hates humans. Possibly, the only girl that does not believe in love or want anything to do with it. This would be expected of someone that allows her whole life to be governed by a past experience ---an experience that even convinces her to love solitude and isolation from people. After several years of isolation, her aunt makes her go to school which creates a whole new pack of trouble as the trauma of her past resurfaces. But one thing she does not know is that school could possibly be the right environment to change her opinion of humans and love. Find out more by reading her diary.

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CODENAME: 14 cover

Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But... cover

Diary of an African child in Africa! cover

The Last Days At Forcados high School: A Glimpse Of The Future cover

I Don't Do Friends cover

The Variable Life of Sam cover

Daffodil Sprouts🌼 cover

My High School Life cover

𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐀 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞 cover

CODENAME: 14

Every year once a child turns 14, a special exam is conducted all over the country. No one knows why the exam is written or the purpose of the exam because there are no results and most of the questions pertain to one's view of life and mentality of a few things. No one knows that, this exam is actually the entrance exam to becoming a member of the Nigerian Secret Teenage Spies. [ N. S. T. S.]. An organization located several kilometers below an expensive boutique in the middle of town. N. S. T. S is an extremely secretive organization has only few people knows its existence. Even the President doesn't know that there are shadows protecting him and the country. Neither would he think or believe that these shadows are teenagers between the ages of 14-18 years. 15-year old Adekola Feranmi walks into her home two days after writing her exam only to find two men in black suits and sun glasses talking to her parents. There's also a strikingly handsome teen seated beside them. When Feranmi realizes she has been chosen to become a member of the N. S. T. S., she decides to give it her all. The new things she has to learn is very exciting for Feranmi. She even learns how to use a real gun! Feranmi must train hard and rise up in the ranks. She must learn how to and protect her country, her family and her loved ones. ©Dare-Atunse 'Semiloore.