Crack Stories
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Ongoing15m
Last published Sat, Dec 21, 2019
Crackhead hours at its finest.
**open for requests**
A collection of stories my crackhead friends and I have written during school.
This probably won't be updated much unless we start writing more stories *insert shrugging emoji here*
DISCLAIMER: Read this collection of short stories at your own risk. You may lose brain cells. You've been warned.
Started: 12-18-19
Hope you guys enjoy!!
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