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Crack Stories
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saltyhanwoo
Ongoing, Unang na-publish Dec 18, 2019
animecrackfriendsgayshipskpoppersonxpersonsomewhatfunny
Crackhead hours at its finest.


**open for requests**

A collection of stories my crackhead friends and I have written during school.
This probably won't be updated much unless we start writing more stories *insert shrugging emoji here*




DISCLAIMER: Read this collection of short stories at your own risk. You may lose brain cells. You've been warned.


Started: 12-18-19


Hope you guys enjoy!!
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minsung oneshots // 민숭 ; closed ni j_soyeon
9 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
hi! so uh this is crazy xx old stories hi people from my school!!! no i dont write this anymore gtfo for the general public who dont know me irl: dont ship irl ppl its weird i never did i shipped them as a concept/characters so i could write stories pls pls pls guys dont be freaks and ship real people i wrote these in 2021/22 beware i was 12 thanks for reading chat bye
𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙋𝙄𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 ! ni interstellae
8 parte Kumpleto Mature
❝𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘, 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄!❞ ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙　✩　*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙　✩　*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙　✩　*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙　✩　*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙　✩　*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃: I post the crackfic I told you guys my friend was writing to Wattpad like any normal human being would. I do not own any of the fandoms owned in this story, and all of the OCs mentioned to be real people belong to themselves. I only own myself.
Number Neighbor ➳ Nomin ✔ ni Jimais_Vu
48 parte Kumpleto
Lee Jeno x Na Jaemin ~Hi 😊 ~Who's this? ~I'm your number neighbor. Our phone numbers are almost exactly the same, except the last digit is off by just one number. ~Yeah... I'm blocking you. ~No wait, please. In which two people with different personalities meet because one of them wanted to jump on a trend. A/N: I've never written a story that was mainly over the phone so like... I hope this is good. Update after the story is finished: Sis I knocked this story out of the park jdnfnd. Warning: There will be swearing and sexual jokes since it's two college students and all of my stories have bad language lol. Also one of the special chapters has smut... [There will be a lot of chapters, but they're pretty short] And get ready for some soft fluffy shit. This story isn't meant to offend Jeno or Jaemin in any way shape or form. It's just fiction and it is not to be taken seriously. Any events that happen in real life that are similar to events in the story are purely coincidental. Status: Completed Started: 10/15/20 Finished: 11/18/20 Highest ranking: #1 in Nomin
Get real? [TXT & EN-] ni Hayooniverse
17 parte Ongoing
Two K pop groups and some random idols in a group chat sharing two brain cells in total to make it a mess. Text fanfic. This story contains - a lot of gayness - a lot of swearing / curse words - Sensitive topics - Others idols. - Crack - Bad humor - cringe :) If you are not comfortable with any of this, I tell you to not read this story, I will not rewrite or edit anything. I don't own the idols, this is pure fiction, this has nothing to do with real life.
Even In Pieces [bxb] ni the_typewriter_ink
36 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
-KIND OF MATURE- "I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me." Well, at least my question is answered. He can get more punchable. We glare at each other, I am surprised neither of us have raised our fists yet. It wouldn't be the first time. "Who says you'll be the one fucking?" I snap back. _______________________________________ Zachary Alvarez has always hidden his broken parts behind his charm, sarcasm and arrogance. He is a complete asshole to most, especially one man in particular who he occasionally wants to lick all over or shoot in the head (He isn't picky). Nothing in Zach's life is constant. All he has ever cared for is himself since nobody else did. A lot of drinks, one-night stands, relationships that he never put effort into and people always leaving, that's all he has ever known. And Everett absolutely hates Zach's guts and hates how his smirk makes him feel triggered. Everett has always been this or that for people, always an image. Most times he doesn't even care, but sometimes it gets irritating. But somewhere both Everett and Zach starts to see each other. All that hate gets a bit too exhilarating. In so many ways... _________________________________________ If you guys are looking for an enemies to lovers with a lot of sexual tension... #1st in lovers #1st in homosexual #1st in bxb #1st in university #2nd in drama #4th in Lgbt #8th in mxm #19th in romance
Call me kitten (boyxboy love) ✓ ni _Pretty-please
64 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
Jamie is happy with life, he has everything under control and every day is the same, just like he wants it. He is a loner by choice, girlfriends and friends are overrated. Or so he thinks. But when the new co-worker starts to hit on him it all starts to crumble. The co-worker is sexy as hell, confident and totally out of his league. And a guy. This starts a journey into new aspects of life. To learn how to let go of control, to embrace the darkest desires without fear. And to fall in love with someone that calls you kitten. *The sequel is out - Make me beg* https://www.wattpad.com/story/293369610-make-me-beg == Links == All socials, and spotify playlist is on my profile! == Disclaimer == # This is a boy x boy story # Contains explicit language and content (+18!!) # Contains acts of BDSM, so if you're not into that, beware (those chapters will begin with a warning) == Rankings == Jul 19 2022: #20 IN #ROMANCE Nov 29 2021: #1 IN #GAYROMANCE Oct 24 2021: #1 IN #MXM Oct 22 2021: #29 IN #BOYXBOY Oct 10 2021: #3 IN #GAYLOVE (and I apologise for any misspelled words and incorrect grammar ^o^ )
Out Of All People. (ShigaDabi) ni y0ur_p3t_rat
15 parte Kumpleto
So this is actually my first story! I really hope you like it, I don't have much to say if I'm being completely honest, but thank you to my amazing friend for encouraging an supporting me on making stories! *Little Warnings!* •Contains Bad Language •Will be some drugs/alcohol •This is MY AU •And I'm sorry for any bad grammar, misspelled words, or if I misspell any names! Enjoy!
Me, Myself, and Jikook (Jikook Oneshots) ni kerbiecomelately
121 parte Ongoing Mature
Just a compilation of random, sporadic short Jikook stories because I have no time for a proper story, but I still want to write. I also sometimes don't have the mental capacity for a full story. Anyway...just a bunch of cute, fluffy, sometimes smutty, Jikook trash to make your heart melt. There are some top Jimin and top Jungkook in this. A little something for everyone. I do tend to lean toward top Jungkook though. Please note: Outside of the plots, I don't own any of the characters. These are REAL PEOPLE with REAL FEELINGS so don't trash talk the boys or assume that any of this is real (even if it's the realistic stories). This is a work of fiction that came straight out of my imagination and was likely influenced by real events. I may use the boys as characters, but that's all this is. I like to write stories. FICTION. I also just love imagining them in fun fiction stories. It's not real. Don't get weird with this. I don't own the pictures either. I give full credit to google and whoever the artist/editor may be. I DO own the cover. I made it myself and I hope you like it. May or may not be side ships (who knows). With that said, please enjoy the random Jikook stories, Lovely Armies!
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞 || 𝟏𝟖+ ni ashluvfictionalmen
64 mga parte Ongoing Mature
Two broken souls in the midst of a crazy world. Two souls running away from their past. There was no light at the end of the tunnel. The tunnel was cracking, slowly closing in. When these two connect, as if they were set on the same path, light creeps in through the cracks, and for or a moment, the tunnel seems to have a way out, but what if it collapses before they make it? - "You saved my life." The words come out as a whisper, I've been dying to say that. I thank god every day that he came into my life when he did. "Fuck Vivian, you don't know how much I needed you." I tear up just a little as he speaks, I don't know the last time I cried happy tears. I bring my hands up to cup his cheeks, resting my forehead against his. "No matter how much I push, I don't mean it. Please don't give up on me." My words seem to relieve him in some way as I feel his shoulders relax. "Even when I'm gone, I'll be by your side, forever." He brings his hand, sticking his pinky out. "pinky promise."I wrap mine around his, placing a kiss on his lips. Warning before you read!! This is my first book! This book will contain topics of SA, eating disorders, and mature content, if any of these things may bother you in anyway, please scroll! I hope when I finish this book I can public a clean version, with a different perspective leaving out these topics, but for now, this is how i've envisioned this story to go! Enjoy -Ash🌸
Unexpectedly Yours ni MyInvisibleButterfly
14 mga parte Kumpleto
An OhmNanon Short Story I've been frenemies with Ohm since childhood, constantly pushing each other's buttons. When we end up living together for two weeks, our chaotic relationship starts to blur the line between love and hate. With playful pranks, unexpected confessions, and heartfelt moments, will we pass the ultimate vibe check and find love? **Disclaimer:** Please be aware that there are malicious websites mirroring Wattpad content. These sites may contain viruses and harmful links that could compromise your device's security. To ensure a safe reading experience, please read the story exclusively on Wattpad. Stay safe and enjoy the journey!
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𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙋𝙄𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 ! cover
Number Neighbor ➳ Nomin ✔ cover
Get real? [TXT & EN-] cover
Even In Pieces [bxb] cover
Call me kitten (boyxboy love) ✓ cover
Out Of All People. (ShigaDabi) cover
Me, Myself, and Jikook (Jikook Oneshots) cover
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞 || 𝟏𝟖+ cover
Unexpectedly Yours cover

minsung oneshots // 민숭 ; closed

9 mga parte Kumpleto Mature

hi! so uh this is crazy xx old stories hi people from my school!!! no i dont write this anymore gtfo for the general public who dont know me irl: dont ship irl ppl its weird i never did i shipped them as a concept/characters so i could write stories pls pls pls guys dont be freaks and ship real people i wrote these in 2021/22 beware i was 12 thanks for reading chat bye

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