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Crack Stories

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Crackhead hours at its finest.


**open for requests**

A collection of stories my crackhead friends and I have written during school.
This probably won't be updated much unless we start writing more stories *insert shrugging emoji here*




DISCLAIMER: Read this collection of short stories at your own risk. You may lose brain cells. You've been warned.


Started: 12-18-19


Hope you guys enjoy!!All Rights Reserved

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