Quakertoons, Pa.

Too many fruitcakes, folks. I helped to bake them for years as a child, and resoaked the wrapping cloths in wine every day for a month. That was home-made wine too; I swear, it never got into me until my high school years. Lots of fruitcakes, always looked forward to when distributed to relatives. We ain't right, we just ain't right. Most of these shorts will have a humorous bent. Personally, I think if you can't laugh at much of life, you're doing something wrong.