chicken curry

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and we're back
Sat, Dec 21, 2019
they better not kill finn. if they kill finn i will riot
Sat, Dec 21, 2019
i have low expectations
Sat, Dec 21, 2019
frank said vote labour
Sat, Dec 21, 2019
turning me phone off in a minute
Sat, Dec 21, 2019
i expected literally nothing but im still let down
Sat, Dec 21, 2019
god. what a way to end the franchise
Sat, Dec 21, 2019
[ SW SPOILERS] my mate who i dragged along with me thought it was funny
Sat, Dec 21, 2019
jester: new york is da greatest fuckin city and we got da coolest fuckin water
Sun, Dec 22, 2019
it was so unbelieveably stupid
Sun, Dec 22, 2019
dont stop me now plays
Sun, Dec 22, 2019
his work is 10 times better than anything jowling kowling rowling ever wrote
Sun, Dec 22, 2019
whoof
Tue, Dec 24, 2019
remember this joke? i do
Tue, Dec 24, 2019
srsly there was so much paper and shit on our table. wasnt a functional table
Tue, Dec 24, 2019
hehe. the lesbian agenda
Tue, Dec 24, 2019
yeah im still wearing my hat wot u gonna do about it huh?
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
was my little brothers fault. sod
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
kfc.........
Wed, Dec 25, 2019
i know all the lyrics embarrassingly
Thu, Dec 26, 2019
a dilemma 😳😳😳
Thu, Dec 26, 2019
me too ralph.............me too..............
Thu, Dec 26, 2019
wrow so this is what its like to be popular
Thu, Dec 26, 2019
also it gives me racist vibes
Fri, Dec 27, 2019
WHY do yall straight girls wanna bang him. why why why
Fri, Dec 27, 2019
something something jester
Fri, Dec 27, 2019
littel pear. precious
Sat, Dec 28, 2019
i will go to my grave like this
Sat, Dec 28, 2019
bruh im feeling feelings
Sat, Dec 28, 2019
you know the feeling when your tongue is Like That
Sat, Dec 28, 2019
*borat voice* very niice
Sat, Dec 28, 2019
is this a requirement to be part of the yakuza
Sat, Dec 28, 2019
this is for your own good
Sun, Dec 29, 2019
they will be shipped. it will be fucking awful
Sun, Dec 29, 2019
splash the holy water fellas the hets are here
Sun, Dec 29, 2019
things heatin up in the belly kink community
Sun, Dec 29, 2019
tasted so fucking synthetic wtf
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
my BASTARD FRIEND is forcing me
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
war criminal
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
their brains must be rotted from generations of incest
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
fucking disgusting. get some manners
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
pull the trigger piglet
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
dont ever jump to great lengths to defend a celebrity youve never met.
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
this was based off that one star wars meme
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
chers twitter is an experience
Mon, Dec 30, 2019
'your waifu is shit'
Tue, Dec 31, 2019
king
Tue, Dec 31, 2019
i feel like. a slug
Thu, Jan 2, 2020
at the cinema with my BASTARD OF A FRIEND
Thu, Jan 2, 2020
see u in a couple of hours
Thu, Jan 2, 2020
do not make me talk about it.
Thu, Jan 2, 2020
also the cockroaches with human faces were a horrific touch
Thu, Jan 2, 2020
i cant even look at my cat anymore
Thu, Jan 2, 2020
help
Fri, Jan 3, 2020
ive adopted
Sun, Jan 5, 2020
that would be optimal pussy conditions for her
Sun, Jan 5, 2020
blease,,,, are yall training to be ventriloquists
Sun, Jan 5, 2020
its institutionally transphobic too
Sun, Jan 5, 2020
im so goddamn juvenile
Sun, Jan 5, 2020
u think the jester stans got angry
Sun, Jan 5, 2020
'please stop looking at me'
Sun, Jan 5, 2020
best come dine with me episode
Tue, Jan 7, 2020
'do you have sources on him being black'
Tue, Jan 7, 2020
bruh i had no idea these 2 were friends
Tue, Jan 7, 2020
ha.
Tue, Jan 7, 2020
whats up im still depressed
Wed, Jan 8, 2020
first thing i saw when i opened instagram. hit me like a slap in the face
Wed, Jan 8, 2020
smart move. instagram dont like that
Thu, Jan 9, 2020
thats it
Thu, Jan 9, 2020
monody first learning english
Thu, Jan 9, 2020
i came for komodo dragons, yet i saw no komodo dragons.
Sat, Jan 11, 2020
im just. need a break
Mon, Jan 13, 2020
thats my goddamn wife
Tue, Jan 14, 2020
john boyega going rogue was also pretty great
Tue, Jan 14, 2020
ok this is the best one
Tue, Jan 14, 2020
fucking crying. she sounded so cheerful
Tue, Jan 14, 2020
yo
Tue, Jan 14, 2020
and i thought i was a clown woman
Thu, Jan 16, 2020
'i hate communism so much that i circled round into defending fascism'
Sat, Jan 18, 2020
at least my older brother isnt a nazi anymore
Sat, Jan 18, 2020
me n lily are cornering her
Sat, Jan 18, 2020
FUCKING TOP LAD
Sat, Jan 18, 2020
m.meowth
Sat, Jan 18, 2020
broken piece of shit
Sun, Jan 19, 2020
only person alive who thinks hes cute
Sun, Jan 19, 2020
remember being excited for this game when it first came out lmaoooo
Sun, Jan 19, 2020
i have a habit of being hyperbolic but this description is 100% accurate
Mon, Jan 20, 2020
he doesnt deserve you queen
Mon, Jan 20, 2020
I Am Struggling
Tue, Jan 21, 2020
[tw mentions of injury] electric chair.
Tue, Jan 21, 2020
its not easy being a pink haired loser
Thu, Jan 23, 2020
the rest of the gang every time jester says anything
Thu, Jan 23, 2020
our prometheus. he blesses us with knowledge
Fri, Jan 24, 2020
'so much for the tolerant left 😔😔' shut up you redneck bitch
Fri, Jan 24, 2020
that is a blue ringed octopus and is the most lethal animal in the world.
Fri, Jan 24, 2020
luck 100000
Fri, Jan 24, 2020
im yuck 🤢🤢🤢
Sat, Jan 25, 2020
same noise luv lit rally same noise
Sat, Jan 25, 2020
HOLYH SHIT??????? IM???????
Sat, Jan 25, 2020
konami im begging you please dont drop the ball on this one
Sat, Jan 25, 2020
never thought i would see the day.............
Sat, Jan 25, 2020
star suffers part 3947388372
Mon, Jan 27, 2020
its fucking gunky 🤢🤢
Tue, Jan 28, 2020
'he smells of poo' he probably does
Tue, Jan 28, 2020
silent hill homecoming was good. i will not be taking criticism
Wed, Jan 29, 2020
cryin
Wed, Jan 29, 2020
i think,,perhap ,,it will be ok
Thu, Jan 30, 2020
carla talking to a ventramite taken prisoner: hi welcome to chillis
Thu, Jan 30, 2020
bruh just let him be a shitpost man
Thu, Jan 30, 2020
literally all i have done today is play re2 and rot
Fri, Jan 31, 2020
i would have never associated this song with him
Fri, Jan 31, 2020
*LOUD COUGHING*
Fri, Jan 31, 2020
one day
Fri, Jan 31, 2020
i hate brexiteers so much can yall shut up for the rest of your lives
Fri, Jan 31, 2020
i passed my exams and i registered to vote yesterday
Tue, Feb 4, 2020
if konami do the pt thing again then i will snap
Tue, Feb 4, 2020
blease ,, all i want is More Game ,, it has been many a year,,,,,
Tue, Feb 4, 2020
wheres pyramid head
Wed, Feb 5, 2020
f to my brother i guess
Sat, Feb 8, 2020
honestly they are kinda scary
Sat, Feb 8, 2020
fucking nasty. im having chilhood fear flashbacks
Sat, Feb 8, 2020
twas an eventful day
Sun, Feb 9, 2020
jester u aint sexy.
Sun, Feb 9, 2020
what did i ever do to you, mr head
Tue, Feb 11, 2020
someone explain to me what the deeper meaning of this is
Tue, Feb 11, 2020
please im just trying to do the bare minumum for a birthday
Fri, Feb 14, 2020
laughs in i am a hypochondriac
Fri, Feb 14, 2020
bless you masahiro ito
Sat, Feb 15, 2020
is there ever gonna be a storm emily i wonder
Sat, Feb 15, 2020
clash of the titans
Sat, Feb 15, 2020
long post
Tue, Feb 18, 2020
hypochondria my old friend
Tue, Feb 18, 2020
crashing a funeral scene
Tue, Feb 18, 2020
i can imagine him showing up to the funeral baked
Tue, Feb 18, 2020
god i miss those dumbass girls. all they knew was eat food and shit everywhere
Tue, Feb 18, 2020
got a mate from that area she gets so defensive
Wed, Feb 19, 2020
yall fucking suck at this
Thu, Feb 20, 2020
he sounds like he was born to be a tory mp
Thu, Feb 20, 2020
flush that turd down the drain
Fri, Feb 21, 2020
i fucking hate tumblr gays sometimes
Sun, Feb 23, 2020
im fucking 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
Sun, Feb 23, 2020
[tw violence mention] sorry im still kinda seething about this
Sun, Feb 23, 2020
something something nilsen
Mon, Feb 24, 2020
:///
Tue, Feb 25, 2020
a girl that cool shouldnt be straight
Tue, Feb 25, 2020
god im gonna miss u jezza
Fri, Feb 28, 2020
im pretty sure the whole thing was posted to reddit skdjdkxk
Sun, Mar 1, 2020
im crying dude just let it go
Sun, Mar 1, 2020
'theyll understand me in japan'
Sun, Mar 1, 2020
our girl struggling with comphet send her thoughts and prayers
Sun, Mar 1, 2020
yuck. yucky poo
Tue, Mar 3, 2020
look at his smug fucking face
Tue, Mar 3, 2020
sorry for this post just had to be said
Tue, Mar 3, 2020
lmao theyve put posters up around college about it
Wed, Mar 4, 2020
was this site coded by a bunch of fucking chimpanzees
Thu, Mar 5, 2020
god this is all so depressing
Thu, Mar 5, 2020
the hyperfocus on civility is absolutely ridiculous
Fri, Mar 6, 2020
all cos they didnt like corbyn. clowns
Fri, Mar 6, 2020
its cos hes so tryhard edgy i think
Fri, Mar 6, 2020
im fucking crying what. what dad
Fri, Mar 6, 2020
back in MY day we played the mine craft
Fri, Mar 6, 2020
🅱️epis
Fri, Mar 6, 2020
nobody: me: STAR WAR AU
Fri, Mar 6, 2020
hate u kyle
Fri, Mar 6, 2020
i like how he turns into grand day out wallace when hes angry
Sat, Mar 7, 2020
i swear to god if they bait us again i swear to GOD
Sun, Mar 8, 2020
literally every character in the franchise is better at shit than kyle
Sun, Mar 8, 2020
so fucking deprived
Sun, Mar 8, 2020
are you telling me that u didnt already have soap in the house
Mon, Mar 9, 2020
lol. we didnt get evacuated tho
Mon, Mar 9, 2020
when did i make this
Mon, Mar 9, 2020
'this bitch has chlamydia lmaoooo'
Tue, Mar 10, 2020
i am so fucking confused what is loo roll gonna do against a virus????
Tue, Mar 10, 2020
get noticed by the big tomo himself
Tue, Mar 10, 2020
real talk im actually scared its getting serious
Tue, Mar 10, 2020
disables placing blocks for everyone but me
Tue, Mar 10, 2020
NAH MATE HES 40 IF HES A DAY
Tue, Mar 10, 2020
mans looks like a middle aged dad
Tue, Mar 10, 2020
you fool star. hes a teenage mutant ninja turtle
Wed, Mar 11, 2020
you are nothing
Wed, Mar 11, 2020
finally got round to listening to miss anthropocene
Wed, Mar 11, 2020
wonders never cease
Thu, Mar 12, 2020
this is genuinely appalling
Thu, Mar 12, 2020
[tw slurs] i hate cishet people so much its unreal
Thu, Mar 12, 2020
sigh
Sat, Mar 14, 2020
'doggy bag anyone'
Sat, Mar 14, 2020
sheev palpatine. what a king
Sat, Mar 14, 2020
AM I HAVING A STROKE. AM I D EAD
Sun, Mar 15, 2020
fuckin hell.........i can finally get my 3am pyramid head cock pics
Sun, Mar 15, 2020
fucking hurts
Mon, Mar 16, 2020
my grandparents have no fucking fear
Mon, Mar 16, 2020
she has permanently desacrated my carpet
Mon, Mar 16, 2020
tastefully teamed with those communism thigh highs
Tue, Mar 17, 2020
the art of cinema
Tue, Mar 17, 2020
laugh
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
me and the hoes on may 4th
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
lazy rich cunt
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
ey bloo ur names on there
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
'you live like this bitch?'
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
and over again and over again and over again
Wed, Mar 18, 2020

200 parts

ey bloo ur names on there
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
'you live like this bitch?'
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
and over again and over again and over again
Wed, Mar 18, 2020

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