The Garbage Will Do: A Star Wars Story

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

[John Williams fanfare!]

On the very edge of the Outer Rim, on the planet SHAMBO, the last stop before Wild Space, lived CROW and OLSYN EADS. Two junkyard scumbags just trying to make a buck in this cruel and unforgiving galaxy.

The GALACTIC EMPIRE a distant shadow on the horizon of their lives. Barely a thought, much less a concern, is given to interplanetary politics, emperors, and enforcers in black this far out on the rim. Crow and Olsyn spend their days heckling, scamming, and staying one step ahead of trouble in their town of MOS CRANMPYSS, and that's the way they like it.

And that's how it would have remained if not for one man's inebriated mistake...All Rights Reserved

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