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Two Idiots [Completed] ✅

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"Will you two idiots ever fucking leave me alone?" Seokjin was exasperated. He had had it up to his ears with these two idiots. From grade school to his adult life, he couldn't get rid of them. He was beyond frustrated. They were taking their obsession with him to new heights and Seokjin had had enough.

Bottom Jin
Top Taehyung
Top Jungkook (ahem...) ??

Join the two idiots on a rollercoaster ride to win the object of their desires, the one and only sassy Kim Seokjin. A fun frolic that will have you in stitches at their antics to convince Jin to choose between them. 





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please note: this ff contains use of strong language and allusions to sexual conduct. It is not suitable for under 18's.
⚠️🔞 Aspects of BDSM and mature content, foot fetish. May include aspects of food fetish  🔞⚠️

This story may contain scenes of an adult nature. Appropriate warnings will feature as required.

No part of this fanfiction may be reproduced, copied or sold. 

This is a complete work of fiction in its entirety. The characters are in no way a true representation of Bangtan Sonyeondan and their friends, family and associates.

Credit for all media used in this fanfic goes to the original owners.

*may contain mpreg*


Begin: 31/12/2019
End: 25/08/2020



Edited & updated: 19/02/2021All Rights Reserved

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