Steven Universe has had a decent life. An awesome older sister, 2 caring and wise aunts, and of course his great dad. He thinks everyone is his friend, and nothing can go wrong, right? Abso-fucking-lutely NOT! It all changes when he meets a certain girl, and she turns out to be as feisty as she looks. Will it be worth the trouble to even try to befriend her? Find out in this oldass 2019-old cringyass book!