Funny Band Memes and Stories
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Are you in band or do you play an instrument? Have you ever asked someone for a reed and they say that don't have one then they turn back around in their seat and continue building a three-story house made of new reeds?
Or have you ever seen a trombone tuning and then they have that annoying spit sound, then they empty their spit valve and it looks like a whole glass of water just poured out of their intruments?
Or are you a percussionist that walks away from his/her drum and has to fight off the woodwinds and brasses because they are trying to play your drum?
Are you a colorgaurd that is in the wrong place and you and the intruments have to dodge each other?
If you are any of these people, or maybe even a dancer, this book is for you.
Please enjoy!!
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