A Disguise Gone Wrong
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Last published Tue, Jan 28, 2020
✅A SNEAK PEAK!✅
I blinked at him. "Boys and their baby cars,"
"Your wrong, chick. I prefer, baby motorbike." He winked at me.
I gave him a deadpan stare. "Yeah right You like motorbike. Of course, because you like to feel a girl's boobs from your back."
"What?" The Jerk faked a gasp. "That's new knowledge! But why can't I feel your boobs when you rode with me?"
"Perv,"
He chuckled. "No, you gave me the idea."
"Shut up."
"Someone's getting pissed,"
"Because someone's a dick."
"You just want my dick so badly,"
"Hell no."
"Hell Yes." The Jerk laughed. "Then she get's mad--"
"Stop pestering me!"
"Because she didn't like the punishment," He singsang.
I felt my cheeks burn. Why did he open that topic? It was embarrassing!
"And now she shuts her mouth because she's embarrased." He laughed playfully.
Holy heavens! I hate this Jerk.
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