Mafia AU (a Billdip story)

The scene was somehow expected, the two bands met, unfortunately, after a printing money incident lead by the falls but interrupted by iluminaty.
The two bands were in some way prepared for the attack, as peace between them had gone for six months straight now. Two bands, completely armed where just shooting like no tomorrow at each other's but at the center, the two leaders met.
"Back off Pinetree, don't mess with fire"
declared Bill Cipher as his black gun, decorated with stays of gold pointed the head off his mortal enemy, Dipper Pines
"Do not hesitate to shoot"
he said as his own gun pointed his enemy's head. One-shot and they where dead.
They knew everyone was waiting for action, for a dead body, something. But as they stood staring at each other they knew in the depth of themselves that no one was going to shoot, as they could pretend to be mortal enemies at day but they where secret lovers at night.
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