Meltdown || Apex Legends Crackfic ♡
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Last published Wed, Jan 29, 2020
Apex legends asserting their dominance with crackhead energy here
Just look at the beautiful crackerie and enjoy.
These are super short and I try to keep them under 500 words!!
Called it a crackfic cuz... stuff gets wierd and I dont want to call them serious 1shots ;--;
⚠️⚠️I curse alot and can't be censored btw. Try'd to make it so it's not uncomfortable to read.
There's some wierd stuff here that is wierd.
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Some quotes since people do this:
"Wraith walked in on this and void stepped just as the projectile vomit hit it's mark."
"'Listen Octane, if you don't bring your twink ass back here I'm going to send a .50 caliber round through your skull.'"
"'Omg it's like Crypto from BTS and I LIKE F*CKING OOP!!!'"
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Missed opportunities to call these Stimfics
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