rooмιeѕ (Smii7y X Reader)
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  • Reads 4,752
  • Votes 91
  • Parts 5
  • Time 49m
Ongoing, First published Dec 27, 2019
Wooh this is gonna be;

F: Fuck you bitch I don't want no RAVIOLI
U: U a hoe, you be suckin dick on the low
N: NO! (what are you running with? ... A KNIFE) 

Ok so I'm no good at describing shit so I'm gonna do my best cus why tf not:

You're a semi famous YouTuber who just got evicted from your apartment for being too loud. Your neighbors thought that you were a porn star or something but in reality you were just a GAMER GIRL

When all hope is lost, you ask Jaren if you could crash at his apartment until you find your own. You were staying a lot longer than you thought you were ;)

Btw, I'm an expert on edgy jokes... so if you can't take the heat, you're most likely white and should just stick to celery :)
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