Smashed (A PB&J Humanstuck Fanfiction)
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Uh, I'm not really good with introductions. In all honesty, I don't even know why you're here. Who would want to know about my boring old life? It's not like I'm the hero at the end of the comic. If anything, I'm the lowest of antagonists that are literally just there to take up space in this infinite world.
But to one specific guy, I'm the most significant being in existence. He never told me why...until now.
Everyday I would ask myself what brought myself to this. This new life of extemporaneous twists and turns. Some would sit in a corner and contemplate the mysterious of human affection. Others would let it blow over. But really, all I have to do is eat a sandwich.
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