the call of lime
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Ongoing, First published Dec 28, 2019
Four best friends taking turns to write one whole trainwreck of a story. Sit back and try not to cringe.

"Lime is a metaphor for finding happiness
lime is green
green means go
going towards happiness 
it's simple." 
"or like a lime in a fruit salad"
Steve

"Once upon a time some bitch was addicted to limes weather it be in a vodka tonic or a fruit salad"
Britney


Couple Notes For Readers:
The "Dumb Teen #1,2,or3 at the top of different sections is to indicate which of us wrote each section.
We are not writing this completely together so our ideas will almost certainly not match up. 
Each section is written until we fill up a picture on snapchat with words lol. 
This was an idea we had at like 10:30 at night.
We are not professional writers in ANY way but we thought this would be funny for people to read. 
The title of the book and the titles of the chapters have NOTHING to do with the book whatsoever. (though two of us seem to think they do haha *cough* britney and steve*cough*)
We are not using our real names in this book but here is how our characters names relate to the author of each section just in case anybody wants to know:
Dumb Teen #1- Amber
Dumb Teen #2- Steve
Dumb Teen #3- Britney
Dumb Teen #4- Erin
Please don't criticize on the cringey writing style. We are trying to write in extremely stereotypical wattpad format just to make our book funnier. 
We are simply just four best friends trying to do something fun to stay close while we live kinda far from eachother. Keep this a positive place please. <3
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