Madea Christmas
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it's More funnier but the opposite of Madea Christmas but still with Madea in it tho she's to Aunt Tyler Perry your father joe you're unlce
''joe"aye taehyung right
yes sir
"joe"don't call me sir call mr pimp
umm ok
"joe"what do you call a fatass cow with four legs
umm I don't understand
"joe"it's Mabel
"Madea"I can't wait into you die.......... just die looking like a box of nasty gravey
"joe"oh you hear that Mabel I think the turkey screaming for help you better go in there and eat it before the family arrive
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