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HEY XD THIS IS KYLIE CRYSTAL METH SPEKING OMG !!! 

I didn't meen 2 becum bffs with 1d,,, 

stuff lyk this juz happens ok? 

I meen, afta I dumped meh bfs sORRY ASS and went to englond somting was bound to hapen. 

This is a v true story of mi lyf with my bff brindabozzle <3 U babe

and of course,,,,a stori abt 

HARREH WHO IS CURLY SMIRK ORBS 

LEEM WHO IS VAMPIER

NYALL WHO IS IRISHZZX

ZEN WHO IS ALWAYS GONNA BE 1D don't even start with me I s2g :'( 

AND LOUEZ WHO LIKE DE CROT!!! 

v fun stori wow 

=ABT AUTHOR::: I EM 10 I AM ALLOWED ON WATTY OK?!?!1 I LUF 1d And I'm rlly dirtie omg and flirtyyyyAll Rights Reserved

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Addicted by BD_Connoll

"You have no idea how badly I want to make love to you," he responds with a shake of his head. "I love you so much," he continues and my heart melts. "I love you," I whisper back. "Okay, I'm going to make love to you now, Angel. It will hurt a little, so let me know if it hurts too much," he says and leans down to kiss me. "I'll be gentle," he tells me. Keeping his eyes locked on mine he shifts his hips forward slightly and enters inside of me. My mouth widens as he enters, and I feel a slight pinch. He was right, it does hurt, but it's not terrible. "Christ! You're the sun!" he calls out. I watch his face crumble. He buries his face in my neck and then he's above me again, his hands on my cheeks again. ... For 20 year old Alison Scott, love was never something she deemed herself worthy of. Not until he came along. With his tousled brown hair, lean muscular body and smile that ignited everything south of her body; he was unbearably attractive and intimidating to Alison. She thought he could never be interested in someone like her, until he was. Was living in the same household together with someone you want and need such a great idea? As they embark on this journey together, Alison discovers her own desires as well as all the secrets Isaac keeps. You will become addicted to Addicted. Warning: 'Addicted' contains graphic depiction of violence, sexuality, strong language, mature themes, and drug references. Reader Discretion is advised. BOOK 1: ADDICTED BOOK 2: CRAVED (in the making)

The Bree Twins by Jevaochuko

"I know already " I was trying to stay calm on the outside but I was freaking out on the inside. "Know about what ?" He asked with a voice cold and distant without even turning to look at me "Just be direct Kendall " I froze when I heard him call me by my name and not his nickname for me. "I know about your AS" Immediately those words left my mouth, he threw a coffee cup at the wall and I jumped in Suprise. "No one has the fucking right to tell you my own business. No fucking one !! So what are you here for huh? To show pity or mock concern ?" he asked lowly or rather disgustingly. "Last I checked you didn't want to talk to me or see me " ~~~ 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗹𝗹 has an amazing twin and a loving family so she felt she had everything right in her life and her life was perfect. But when she gets into college and meets 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻, she knew her life was going to get more complicated with his possessiveness, cold and blunt nature but she couldn't help but be drawn to him. Is he worth it her loosening up a little ? What happens when another guy takes interest in her and wants her ? All she wanted was a quiet and peaceful college life but she knew deep down that she couldn't get that with those two boys in her life. (ps; This book is only available on this account on my Wattpad, not any other site. If you see it anywhere apart from this app inform me, please.)

Kidnapped In My Unicorn Onesie (Under editing) by tepigforlife

"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me??? "What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels. "Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened. "Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. "Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. "Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period. And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me. "Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. "What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms. "To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh. *** Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!

Criminal Minds One Shots by trashpandamama96

Just an accumulation of one shots about your favorite profilers. Some of these will be fluff and others will contain smut. Reader discretion is advised 18+ years of age to read. NSFW So bear with me because I posted the first two one shots of this earlier to my ancient (like 12 years old) account, then got curious as to whether I had any other accounts or not and logged out to try and log into different accounts...only to realize that I didn't have the password saved, nor any google/facebook linked to the account and I no longer have access to that old email because yahoo deactivated it years ago due to inactivity. All that to say, I promise these are my stories, my old account that I apparently no longer have access to is Cajuncutie2018 if you stumble upon it and worry that I copied her...its me, just 10-12 years later XD.

His Victoria by applepiexpancakes

⚠️ Cringe Warning ⚠️ my story is literally a joke don't say i didn't warn you 💀 . . . Victoria Kalie Maurice, despite having a terrible truth about herself, she just lives her life to the fullest as if nothing is absolutely wrong. She just can't let the thing that ruins her steals her life away. No. She wants to be that carefree 18-year-old, just like her other peers. Lucas Carter William is a 21-year-old dude who has never fell in love before, not when there is no woman who actually deserves it. His past has made his trust towards women sank. But what happened when he bumped into a woman at his cousin's birthday party? Not just any woman, but a woman with eyes full of hidden secrets? Well, he started to fall for her of course. Not caring about his past, he let himself got wrapped around her little fingers. <•> "What are you afraid of?" The silence is killing me as I waited for her to answer. She is just staring down at the floor, not once has she glanced up to me, making my heart breaks a little more. Finally she looked at me, making me almost sigh in relief. But what she said next made me feel as if I'm the most useless person in the whole wide world ever. "Me. I'm afraid of myself." <•> <•> <•> most impressive rankings : #1 in tragedy #1 in jealous #2 in overprotective #2 in romance #3 in love #3 in possessive [Previously named as My Friend's Boyfriend's Cousin] Read at your own risk :) (UNEDITED)

Her Name Was Macie (First book in the series 'MATES') by Artist_530

Hi there! My name's Kourtney and I'm totally and completely madly in love with my little mate Macie. Yes, were both female werewolves, and I've already heard all of the shit people talk about us. How we shouldn't mate and all this other bull. Truth is, when you're in love.. it seems like you're the only two people in the world. But there are some hateful people in this world who will stop at nothing to take that away along with our new found happiness in life. Macie is mine and I am hers. I will not stop protecting or loving her and to those ignorant hateful people who tries to take her from me: I won't hesitate to kill a bitch.

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ! . ☆𝗃𝗌𝗁𝗄 [✔︎] by -YUENI

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"𝙞 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩" There was once a girl known by everyone and no one , Y/N Kokonoi ╰┈➤ ❝ i hate myself for being like this but I cant hate you. unsure about a lot of things but im very certain about my feelings. I wouldn't mind if you dislike me sooner or later, I did and I will accept anything you give me even if it kills me. because you are the object of all my desires. My Significant Bother ❞ - R. Haitani "𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙫𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥, 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡. 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣." ↻ R. Haitani x Fem! Reader ↻ Kantou to Bonten timeline ↻ light plot ↻ fluff ⚠️Crack fic⚠️ Started : 6/28/22 Ended : 7/8/22

The Backpacker's Dream by CanisMajoris5

'No, he didn't'. I was so shocked by the turn of events. Everything was going fine and then suddenly boom, everything turned upside down. I just couldn't believe this. What did he think of himself? 'Leave me alone.' I said firmly but his hold on me was so strong. I was struggling to get out of his bear hold but to no avail. 'Oh!! So, the poor lady thinks that I will leave her alone and just let her go free?' He had that evil laugh and boy, his breath stank. 'Man, you just signed your death warrant and I will do one favour on you.' No one messes with me. 'Ooooh, I am so scared that I almost peed my pants.' Again that idiotic laugh. I counted till 5 and then kicked right in his balls. I turned around and grabbed his hair from roots, jerked them so badly and then gave my hard elbow shot on his chin. Everything happened so fast for one moment he was standing and the other lying on floor wiggling. I charged at him with my cheetah speed, picked up a wooden rod and started hitting him wildly, 'You idiotic stinky breath was trying to steal my backpack. You are so dead.' 'Favour, favour, favour.' He was screaming in pain just after few seconds and was panting hard. I picked my paste from my bag and threw at him, 'Brush your teeth.' I was fuming. I turned around and saw him standing wide-eyed, 'Hi, I am Scarlett.' I smiled showing my 32 teeth. 'I am scared.' His look puzzled me. Starting date- November 5, 2019 Completed on - May 23, 2020 All Rights Reserved.

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"You have no idea how badly I want to make love to you," he responds with a shake of his head. "I love you so much," he continues and my heart melts. "I love you," I whisper back. "Okay, I'm going to make love to you now, Angel. It will hurt a little, so let me know if it hurts too much," he says and leans down to kiss me. "I'll be gentle," he tells me. Keeping his eyes locked on mine he shifts his hips forward slightly and enters inside of me. My mouth widens as he enters, and I feel a slight pinch. He was right, it does hurt, but it's not terrible. "Christ! You're the sun!" he calls out. I watch his face crumble. He buries his face in my neck and then he's above me again, his hands on my cheeks again. ... For 20 year old Alison Scott, love was never something she deemed herself worthy of. Not until he came along. With his tousled brown hair, lean muscular body and smile that ignited everything south of her body; he was unbearably attractive and intimidating to Alison. She thought he could never be interested in someone like her, until he was. Was living in the same household together with someone you want and need such a great idea? As they embark on this journey together, Alison discovers her own desires as well as all the secrets Isaac keeps. You will become addicted to Addicted. Warning: 'Addicted' contains graphic depiction of violence, sexuality, strong language, mature themes, and drug references. Reader Discretion is advised. BOOK 1: ADDICTED BOOK 2: CRAVED (in the making)