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The Woman Who Shits Presidents
Wed, Aug 6, 2014

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The Woman Who Shits Presidents
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Prosa't Tula Para Kay... by euryphrei

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My Poem Playlist by tragedy_addict

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My Poem Playlist cover

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My Poems For He's Into Her By: Maxinejiji cover

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SPOKEN WORDS POETRY

Spoken word is an oral art that focuses on the aesthetics of word play and intonationand voice inflection. mahilig mag emo.? broken hearted.? idaan mo na lang sa spoken word yan!