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sʜᴀᴛᴛᴇʀɪɴɢ [Kingdom of Loathing fanfiction]

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Sonja is now eighteen years old. It is the year for her to decide of her path. She will learn, a day, about adventuring. Starting this day, her life began to take another swing. Her becoming an Adventurer sure was a dream, but will the illusion turn into a nightmare ? How about you follow her in her craziest of adventures, starting the moment of her resolution ?

[⚠️ THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING TRIGGER WARNINGS ⚠️]

- Violence
- Swearing
- Alcohol and drugs
- LEWD AND DIRTY (BUT nothing too alarming, don't you worry, mostly jokes here)
- Religious profanities
- SPOILERS FOR THE NEMESIS QUEST (Seal Clubber only)

/!\ Kingdom of Loathing as well as it's characters (excluded Sonja SwiftySwing and others mentionned) are Asymmetrical system's propriety. Nothing belongs to me. /!\All Rights Reserved

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Rosalie's Kingdom {OLD VERSION- INCOMPLETE} by ForMyOwn

REWRITE IS UP NOW ANd is way better seriously. Taking a shortcut was the most life-changing decision Rosalie had ever made. One large demon cat later, she's whisked away by two knights to a separate realm because of her violet eyes and striking resemblance to their long lost princess. Ro is shoved into a life of magic, with duties to her kingdom and people piled on top. Duties, like being forced to attend the most elite school in the realm for young knights in training. But with her newfound strength and political influence comes death threats and assassination attempts from an unseen enemy. Rosalie juggles everything in her new life, hoping that she'll one day be the ruler she knows her kingdom deserves. This story has been one I've bounced around my head for years now, and I've finally written it out. You could say this is a labor of love. And pain. And caffeine. So much caffeine. Enjoy this, my first story. EDIT: Now that I've poked around on Wattpad some, I realize that this is somewhat similar to MyLovelyWriter's Celeste Academy. I'm very sorry for any misunderstanding, but I can assure you, I just have an awkward and longstanding obsession with castles, knights, and magic.

My vampire mate (currently re-writing) by fuck_off04

A 15 year old girl faces the extremes starting from a young age... Abuse, mentally..physically..emotionally.. hatred, depression, suicidal thoughts, attempts, and more. All things she eventually had to learn how to handle on her own. But a vampire now... how will she face face this new ' extreme'? I grew up with a abusive family, all of them reminding me every day how worthless I was, how i was the mistake and the one ruining the family name, and didn't Belong. Until one unexpected night I was taken by a guy who is a vampire and claims me as his mate... Y/n is a teenage girl who is abused and hurt by not only her family, but other people she meets at school, she was counted as a outcast, freak, etc.. one night she goes out and is almost raped but is saved and kidnapped by a guy who ends up claiming to be a vampire who claims she is his mate, and that she belongs to him. Will she find love with him? Or will she fight their connection? ^ THIS BOOK IS WRITTEN FROM YOUR POV (point of view) ^ *swearing* * inappropriate * *slow updates* *first book* *no hate please if you don't like it stop reading* * probably extremely cringy* ( You have been warned) ( not very good at descriptions you'll have to read to find out) > This is a copy right story< READ AT YOUR OWN RISK BUT PLEASE LOOK AT THE TAGS, THIS BOOK CONTAINS MASSIVE DEPRESSION, DEPRESSION THOUGHTS, SUICIDAL ATTEMPTS, AND MANY OTHER THINGS THAT CAN TRIGGER MULTIPLE THINGS IN THAT CATEGORY, INCLUDING EATING DISORDERS. PLEASE IF THIS IS A TRIGGER FOR YOU, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. Thank you. #4 abuse 2021 #16 attempted rape 2021 #3 in abuse 2022

Kidnapped By An Alpha (Discontinued) by flamingjoel

I was screaming even louder thinking I was going to die. But then I landed in somebody's arms. I reacted quickly and punched the guy in the face. He let go of his grip on me and I started running only to be grabbed by another person. I kicked the person in the shin and then stomped on his left foot making him lose his balance. Then I flipped him over my shoulder and onto the ground. I was about to start running again when I heard Madi's scream. "MADI!!" I yelled, I looked over to see some guy was lifting her off the ground by her waist. I ran towards him and jumped on his back. He let go of her and then she kicked him in the stomach. I jumped off and we started running but Madi got grabbed and before I could run toward her, the guy who grabbed her pulled out a gun and put it to her head. "NO!" I yelled as someone grabbed my arms and held them behind my back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex and Madi end up getting kidnapped by the alpha and beta of one of the most powerful packs in America. The two are in for quite an adventure considering their terrible pasts. The two girls escape many things including; slutty girls, caffeinated drinks, new love and rival packs. The two also end up finding something about themselves that no one thought was possible.

Code of Conduct |18+ (Ménage)✔ by SerenityR0se

[COMPLETED]✔ Book 1 of The Deliverance Series Ménage--MxFxM 2017 Fiction Award Winner for Best Mature Book. --⊰♥⊱-- "Death would be too good for you," the evil glint in his crimson orbs startles me, not expecting this to be his reaction, "you've never been owned? You've never lived a day in your life by the code? Let's see how much I can torture you and make you beg for your death you stubborn ass bitch." No... "K-Kill me," I lift my right hand, the weakness in my punch to his face amuses him. I'm beyond beaten, my blood continuing to trickle from my wounds. In my past experiences, it should slow within the next few minutes...it always does. "I-I wi-will not b-be owned!" The vampire's eyes revert to those haunting malachite orbs, reaching into his pocket with his freehand and revealing a tranquilizer. "No," he sneered, "you want to die having fought as hard as you could. You'll recover and then I'll break you all over again, if you don't follow the code of conduct, you'll be severely punished. You'll beg for your death as a sniffling coward, not as someone who fought for their life." --⊰♥⊱-- Highest Hot List Rankings: #1 in Vampire #1 in General Fiction ⚠ This book has sexual content and intended for audiences 18+. Read at your own risk. (Not Edited)

Blind Instincts by _Serza

*COMPLETED* My head bowed in a heavy mannor, not in respect, but in trepidation. I discern his unwavering gaze over my ill silhouette. "Look at me." I opened my eyes, though it made no difference. Black is still black, all I am left with are my four senses. He will kill me if I don't look. He will kill me if I do. He will look into my sightless eyes and see my futile existence isn't worth living. He will kill me, and he will be doing the pack a justice by it. He growls a low, throaty snarl to warn me about disobeying an alpha. There will be consequences, we both know that. His lingering growls let me know he is not going to allow me to contravene his word. I steadily inch my head upwards, visibly shaking everywhere else. Maybe he won't notice my depthless eyes from across the gazebo. My life depends on it. "You're blind." ~ Monet was born into a particularly prestigious area of her wolf pack, to parents of extremely high standards. Her legacy is to become the packs next healer, but when she was born completely devoid of melanin, all her mated parents saw was a disappointment. Being born an albino wolf pup meant a lot for Monet, but it mostly meant her condition had taken her eyesight along with it. What happens when Monet meets the Alpha of a neighboring pack? Will he accept her for what she is? ~CONTENT WARNING~ This book contains depictions of physical abuse, foul language, and upsetting scenary. This book is in no way, shape, or form glorifying domestic abuse of a parent or partner. This book is intended for individuals who feel at odds with their self due to their uniqueness. It is meant to shine light on those who differ from the majority; conquering, and overcoming those who lessen them for what makes them special. ~ Word count at completion date: 33,915 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Rose of Ethiadia by Coralbeach123

Rose, princess of Ethiadia, is turning 16. Because of her coming of age, she gets a jousting tournament for her hand in marriage. Every princesses dream right? Wrong! Rose hates the idea of it. But her parents already planned it out. Lucky for her, she is known across the kingdom and others at the White Knight, jousting champion of all the land. Just after she entered in the tournaments, her parents tell her that the three head fairy godmothers have started a new fairy tale. And Rose is the main character. With too much on the princess's mind with the tournaments, she travels to the fairy godmother's castle, to undo what has been written. Will she be able to undo the story and win the tournaments for her own hand? ***** Just to let you readers know, this is my first book I've written here. Please let me know how I did! Also- * x5 = some time has past. * x10 = change of character point of view. (I use * in all my stories).

A girls prophecy by brelovesgiyuu

Kira Villarreal was just a regular seventeen-year-old, living an ordinary life in a sleepy town-until the night that shattered everything. What was supposed to be a fun party with her three best friends quickly descends into chaos when gunshots ring out, and in the middle of the panic, something unimaginable happens. As a bullet hurtles toward her friend, time slows, and with a surge of raw power, Kira stops the shot in midair. That night, Kira and her friends' lives change forever. They soon discover they're far from normal teenagers. Each of them harbors a unique, untapped power, and together, they're something far more significant-the "Keys," beings destined to unlock the gateway between the human and magical realms. But with great power comes even greater danger. Hunted by ancient enemies, rogue sorcerers, and forces that want to use-or destroy-them, Kira and her friends are thrust into a world of magic and peril, where every choice they make could tip the balance of two worlds. As they grow into their powers, they must learn to trust each other and face challenges that will test their bond, their courage, and their very identities. Each revelation uncovers a new layer of the mystery behind their existence, but the deeper they go, the darker it gets. Old loyalties are questioned, secrets are unearthed, and sacrifices will have to be made. Can Kira keep her friends-and herself-alive as the weight of saving both worlds falls on their shoulders? Or will the darkness close in, forcing them to choose between survival and their humanity? With action, unexpected humor, and devastating twists at every turn, this is Kira's journey, where magic, danger, and friendship collide in ways no one saw coming.

Our Crooked Blades by lovelybird111

[Completed] In the city of Zerka, mercy was not a term common around the citizens. Josephine had to learn that the hard way. After escaping her uncle's grasp, she was thrown into Zerka at a very young age, making her the perfect target for lonely men and slavers. As the years passed, Josephine was crafted into a vicious murderer, the only way for her to survive. Adam, Josephine and Nina had no money and were starving. In an attempt to get some money, she accepts the offer Alias Trec gave her: assassinate the Crowned Prince for a hundred million drems. But even as Josephine defied all forces of nature, she couldn't defy her own heart. As loyalties switch and the truth unravels, Josephine finds herself swept in a realm of deception and spite, a place she'd never dreamt of attending. --------------------------------------------------- -The Queen let out a short laugh, and Josephine smiled. "Drink, my dear King, drink to forget me." She glared at every single face in the room. "Drink for that I will be gone and you will grieve. Just as I."

Kingdom of Loathing by kiwinatorwaffles

20XX. A fantasy kingdom on an island isolated from society got their king kidnapped by a mysterious sorceress. Nobody knew this, and kept living their normal life. Then, six years later, six new heroes step up to take back the king and save the kingdom! Cassidy, determined to find her sister, leads the group through the quests they are given. Teresa snaps out of her boring life by joining her friend on her adventures. David finally gets his wish to venture out into the central Kingdom and coincidentally meets with the others. Ava wishes for a way to reunite with her old friends and makes a couple new ones on her adventures. Allison, lived on Mount McLargeHuge her entire life before joining the group. Finally, Tori simply wishes for a way to scare off her ex and in doing so, becomes an adventurer and joins the team. Together, the group embarks on adventures and quests given by the mysterious Council of Loathing as they fight closer to defeating the Naughty Sorceress day by day. ⚠️LANGUAGE AND SLIGHT VIOLENCE WARNING!⚠️ •'¯'•. CREDITS .•'¯'• Kingdom of Loathing is by Asymmetrical Publications. Characters and/or character designs are by me. This alternate universe is written by me.

Ripped Jeans and Werewolf Kisses by firebird65

"I am visiting under unusual circumstances. I won't bore you with the details but I have lost something of mine and I was hoping you could help me find it." " I'm sure I can help you find whatever you need." He was slightly confused. "But what exactly have you lost?" "My mate." Silence. "Does she know you are looking for her?" "Oh yes, she knows." Camila started choking on her food. She tried to maintain her spluttering so she wouldn't draw attention to herself. Taine noticed and decided to keep going. His eyes bored into her. "She actually decided to run from me... I don't know if she was a coward or just too weak and selfish to even consider giving me chance." She threw her cutlery down and stood up, leaning over the table. Her teeth were bared and a low growl emitted from the back of her throat. She felt hairs rising on her arms and neck. Usually even-tempered, she was now bubbling with rage. Taine didn't react well to her growl and mirrored her pose. He was trying to put her in her place, into submission. She was not having it. --- Destiny's collide, they crash and they scar. Rough seas, tidal waves, fighting for dominance in an ocean so deep... Despite the viscous ink of lies and deceit, secrets, sins one breath from leaving the lips. Love is the serenity that can calm all storms and transform all hardened hearts. For to love is to be set free from all shackles that bind you to the darkness. Whether it is the red string of fate or the curse of the moon, you cannot hide from your destiny. IT WILL FIND YOU. So...will you fight it?

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Rosalie's Kingdom {OLD VERSION- INCOMPLETE}

REWRITE IS UP NOW ANd is way better seriously. Taking a shortcut was the most life-changing decision Rosalie had ever made. One large demon cat later, she's whisked away by two knights to a separate realm because of her violet eyes and striking resemblance to their long lost princess. Ro is shoved into a life of magic, with duties to her kingdom and people piled on top. Duties, like being forced to attend the most elite school in the realm for young knights in training. But with her newfound strength and political influence comes death threats and assassination attempts from an unseen enemy. Rosalie juggles everything in her new life, hoping that she'll one day be the ruler she knows her kingdom deserves. This story has been one I've bounced around my head for years now, and I've finally written it out. You could say this is a labor of love. And pain. And caffeine. So much caffeine. Enjoy this, my first story. EDIT: Now that I've poked around on Wattpad some, I realize that this is somewhat similar to MyLovelyWriter's Celeste Academy. I'm very sorry for any misunderstanding, but I can assure you, I just have an awkward and longstanding obsession with castles, knights, and magic.