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sʜᴀᴛᴛᴇʀɪɴɢ [Kingdom of Loathing fanfiction]

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Sonja is now eighteen years old. It is the year for her to decide of her path. She will learn, a day, about adventuring. Starting this day, her life began to take another swing. Her becoming an Adventurer sure was a dream, but will the illusion turn into a nightmare ? How about you follow her in her craziest of adventures, starting the moment of her resolution ?

[⚠️ THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING TRIGGER WARNINGS ⚠️]

- Violence
- Swearing
- Alcohol and drugs
- LEWD AND DIRTY (BUT nothing too alarming, don't you worry, mostly jokes here)
- Religious profanities
- SPOILERS FOR THE NEMESIS QUEST (Seal Clubber only)

/!\ Kingdom of Loathing as well as it's characters (excluded Sonja SwiftySwing and others mentionned) are Asymmetrical system's propriety. Nothing belongs to me. /!\All Rights Reserved

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