Just, don't think I'm drunk writing this, I don't take drugs either. It's just literally something I laughed my ass off thinking about and I needed to write that shit down. (warning: swearing, a lot....) this thing will only be updated, once I get weird ideas..... which is pretty often actually. this has nothing to do with jokes (...unless it does) it's just random crap the characters would totally do-- just, you'll see once you read it... Basically: it's just stupid as hell... CONTAINS SPOILERS