Pokemon on crack
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HELLO! ITS GOLD HERE! SO DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE LAUGHING! OK? OK. SO WE COOL? GOOD. CAUSE..... I LIKE MUFFINS.
I decided to be nice and continue it XD
update: this is old. I don't update this anymore. uhhh... Just enjoy what middle school me liked to write about wwwww
Also I had no idea what crack was back then I was a stupid kid.
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