First, this is fanfiction, which I'm not prone to writing, but this is a special case. I'm not done with it yet, so we'll see how long it gets. I saw the new Cats! movie the other night. And, unlike most of the world (apparently), I liked it. This could also be due to the fact that I like the music and that I was in the musical as a kid. Ergo, bias. Also, the cats in this piece have "paws" but also "fingers" because, well, they're kind of... what... cat-people, I guess? I left the theater thinking, "What would the battle with Macavity be like if I wrote it in my completely weird and screwy way? How would I interpret the characters?" Well, here ya go. Have fun, kids LOL.