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Ongoing, First published Jan 02, 2020
Meet Abner Cooperman. Your ordinary, everyday guy. You know, the one that may wear the same pair of sweatpants for a week straight or the one that drinks milk straight from the jug. The one that would rather spend a night in catching up on the latest video game. The ones who aren't ruggedly handsome. The ones who couldn't ever be mistaken for that one guy on the Calvin Klein billboard or even in a Macy's ad, but you'd still make out with if you were sad enough just because his eyes are the prettiest brown. You know, the Jason Bateman type, as June Adler would categorize.

          Meet June Adler. Your not-so-ordinary, everyday girl -- the type that takes the last-minute flight to Bora Bora solely because she has to get away from the weather, not that she has that kind of money. The type that rarely says she's sorry and can't stand slow-talkers. The girl you'd see Calvin Klein models chasing after. The kind that wouldn't give a Jason Bateman look-a-like a chance. The type that decides to run off to the one place that supplies that kind of excitement, New York City.

         These two do not match up at all, but when June's best friend decides to bail out of moving to New York at the last moment, June still needs a roommate for the apartment she just started renting a week ago. So, one night when she enters the nearby 7-11 to find Abner working the register, June ends up telling Abner her sad, sob story. Soon enough, Abner is offering to be a substitute roommate and June is so desperate she accepts.

          Little does June know Abner isn't just a Jason Bateman. He's a Richard Gere in the making, and she can't just push him around whenever she feels like it.
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