Spaghetti Yellow
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Once upon a time, there lived a miserable oldish cat lady who longed for a daughter.
(Ocassionly a LITTLE TOO much.)
While making spaghetti bolagnase, she cut her finger on a can of canned tomatoes. She said, "If only I had daughter with cheeks flushed like tomatoes, and hair like yellow spaghetti."
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