I'm NOT A Food! MORON!!!
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Ongoing, First published Jan 04, 2020
Mature
[Toriko And Pokémon Crossover]

"Repetitive" Is the word I would use to describe the STILL ongoing running gag in which The Llama God becomes Bored As Hell, (Even if he already has 2 unfortunate souls ((and counting)) to somewhat alleviate his Boredom) making him transport his selected [v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m]̶ Human in a world where the person-turned-pokémon will have to make sure they don't die and survive as long as they can for his (and some of the Legendaries) own amusement. This time is no different than the rest.

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In which an unlucky sleeping individual got transported to the world of Toriko by Arceus. Now stuck and in the form of the Legendary DNA Pokémon; Mew, They must find a way to survive this strange world of The Gourmet Age where foods of unimaginable taste are all the rage for Humans and Beasts alike. Though, it won't be easy as some might think.

Being a small yet powerful creature that originated from a different Fandom, in a world where such a creature never EXISTED in the first place, tends to attract A LOT of unwanted attention. Especially to those that are consumed by Greed, Gluttony, the entitled 'Hunters' of this world where you would be seen as a 'thing' that increases their Fame and Fortune, as well as to those of the power-hungry variety.

Indeed, living as well as surviving AND keeping Their freedom in this food-driven world would, and forever will be, Difficult. Of course, as a Pokémon (with slight Gamers Ability), They are able to Level Up like one. Only this time, Their Level would be seen as this world's 'Capture Level' and there's also the fact that They appear to have NO Level Cap on Them. So with this type of advantage given to Them, it is only understandable that They would use it to survive and possibly become the Strongest 'Gourmet Beast' in this Eat Or Be Eaten world. The only question that is remaining in our unlucky Protagonist is;

"Could you STOP trying to eat ME!?"
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