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BFB Crack Book

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Reads 2,789
Votes 41
Parts 31
Time 11m

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This is a BFB Crack Book, it's mostly for stupid jokes and things, You can also request for something and I'll also include recommended characters.
 I hope you like it.

 And People wondering what is BFB or BFDI: BFDI is an Animated object show free for all ages, it contains 64 contestants, as of now, We're currently in season 4 of the show, I really recommend you to watch it. 
 So you can read this book!

 Have fun laughing or just explore and see the book jokes, so you can recommend, and know the characters personalities.
 Watch the 1st season too of course.

 There is also other books of this Topic, so go see them

This book has now it's own cape, hope you like the new cape!All Rights Reserved

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Battle For Four's Pencil - BFFP by skull-on-the-road

"After months of being separated, 21 contestants (and 7 newbies!) are brought back together by with the dream of winning Four's almighty pencil. Who will come out on top?? It's up to you to decide! The show must go on!" OR: skull-on-the-road's take on season 6 of BFDI! An interpretation meant to be faithful to the original's tone and sense of humor. <:] BFFP 5 HAS BEEN RELEASED!! Voting for BFFP 6 is open until January 18th, 11:59 PM ET! (YOU CAN NOW VOTE IN THE COMMENT SECTION!!!!)

(DISCONTINUED) Elements AU | An Object Show AU by Watercraftyt

I'm not working on this AU anymore because I lost interest in it The original 64 contestants, along with a lot of other objects as well, are living in peace in Goiky City. One day, Tennis Ball and Gold Ball, one of the most brilliant scientists in the city, discovers something interesting: a prophecy! Prophecy fortells that a group of objects are given special powers through items, but one will try to take avantage of it's power. Can the others save Goiky City before it's too late?

Cannibalistic Experiments ~ II Fanfic by hysterically2763

@#%^*4/'5 been acting.. strange lately? And some contestants are going missing.. I wonder what's wrong..? This is a story similar to ALL the other 'Experiment' stories! But there's ONE difference, if you couldn't tell in the title, SOMEONE is a CANNIBAL‼️ Hope this is original Anyway hope u enjoy😭‼️ 20.08.2023 edit: TYSM FOR 205+ READS OMG‼️ 06.09.2023 edit: 500+ READS HOLY SHIT TYSMMMMMMM😭😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻‼️‼️‼️‼️ 20/10/2024 excuse me 6.42k reads..........? 😨 14 / 11 / 2025 13.8k reads. Holy moly maccoroni with cheese ty!

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OS Oneshots! (Object Show Oneshots!) by Nellathebella25

This is a oneshot book, I basically put books here and such so feel free to request! There will be a request page so PLEASE request in there! Thank you! REMINDERS: I do not own Inanimate Insanity, BFB, TPOT, OR ANY OTHER OBJECT SHOW. THIS IS JUST FANFICTION. CREDITS TO THE ONES WHO HAVE CREATED THE OBJECT SHOWS AND LOVE TO THEM BECAUSE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAPPENING WITHOUT THEIR HARD WORK. THANK YOU OWNERS! NOW ENJOY READING

LOST FRIEND..? | FIREAFY by LemonSquarez

(not the best and it still looks fucking cringe to me, i don't wanna read it again lmao.. but i'm kinda proud of my 11-12 yr old self i guess :/👍) - Leafy & Firey were best friends for days or weeks (or a month) til BFDI 25 came (we all know how it goes) Firey saved Leafy from getting executed by the other contestants and apologized until everything became a blur.. things gone strange... Leafy stayed in Yoyleland and became a physco for months..but her kindness stays.. Firey seem forgotten someone he met in his past Firey has so many questions whos his friend back in BFDI but nobody wanted to answer it except a warning beyond the Field of Yoyleberries.. Til Firey took a step into the Fields of Yoyleberries, then someone seems to be lurking beyond those berries.. Then until, Firey met an unfamiliar object, but he find it looking familiar.. Did he knew this object or completely never knew..? Was that he's lost friend or forever never knew..? ~ ▪ discontinued! ▪ old & cringy af ▪ warning: strong languages ▪ bfdi/bfb belongs to jacknjellify released: 09.04.19 ended: 04.23.20

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Reader Vote for BFDI (DISCONTINUED, a bit cringy) by TheSuperEan300

Basically one of those BFDI Viewer Votings... But in Wattpad, and BFB-Like Episodes! Which of the 64 Contestants shall win a BFDI? Find out yourself! (This is pretty old, and I'm not really proud of it nowadays, especially since I've improved on my writing and character portrayals since then... so expect some cringe in here :|)

The Horror of One - TPOT/BFB AU (ONGOING) by neb3lae

What if One had her own show? A bright flash blinded all of the contestants, covering them with a white light. Suddenly, Two, X and Four were nowhere to be seen, gone without a trace left behind. In their place stood another blue Algebralian. Similar to the old hosts...but different. The newcomer giggled, smiling before introducing themselves as One. From now on, they'd be playing THEIR game, whether they liked it or not. The first and only challenge? Survive. 18/01/25 THANKS FOR 1K READS!! 3/03/25 #1 in BFDI! (THANK YOU SO MUCH!) - Cover art made by me (some assets found in the BFDI wiki) More tags will be added as we see more characters! TW! Warning for: Gore (no blood, objects don't have blood), Death, Manipulation, Kidnapping and Blackmail

B. I. T. S (Blood in the sky) my fan made object show. by TheOneAndOnlySnowFox

This is an object show with a group of contestants. Everything was fine until cherry has a nightmare. When she wakes up to find her best friend she found something familiar. Something... different.. Throughout the chapters there will be different object show crossovers. Or every book it will change. I love BFB so I'll be staying with that for awhile. This is cringe and I am not good at writing at all. I'll rewrite the book once I finished the series. I'm going to redo this whole book for a better understanding of the settings and the characters. So, expect updates often. (Not finished - currently being rewritten as a different story - will be kept as published, but an updated book will be separately created with a completely different plot.) :P

3 stories bfdi/tpot au(OLD AND WILL BE REWRITTEN) by Mikethereader123

Four decides to host the weirdest season he ever thought of where BFB contestants and TPOT must do the stories and act in them, but some do go out of character and goes super needy and make you question your faith in pencil lanity. and I do not ship any characters so if you think I'm shipping I'm not trying to add them or make it look like they like each other anyways have fun reading. expect cringe. and drama. also, this is my first story. but you might already know that.

Stay in touch | Bfb fic by JustA_Bi

When Four announced that someone will rejoin the show and the Eliminated characters we're really happy! But what if they get all close they couldn't bear too see that one of them leaves? So they make a small device that works you need to press the green button when you want to speak and when you don't wanna hear from it press the red button! It was like a speaker but it was a wrist band! When Four announces who will rejoin they will make a small flower crown so when that person goes they will have something to remind them of there eliminated friends! So let us see how this works?

FACTOR ZERO // BFB by Mr793_NR

STOP READING THIS HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY READS ITS SO GODDAMN BAD As you watch bfb 6-9.. you can see donut slowly getting.. less and less. him. And, the recording of fours screech only worked on HIM. Four's powers appear be slowly getting to him. to If X wasnt found sooner... Donut snaps and the factor of four takes over him. The contestants are forced to flee as Donut begins to kill everyone. There is only 2 options, to fight or flee. WARNING❗ Blood, Cursing, and maybe some NSFW. Thanks for: *spits out drink* #6 on BFB?! #4 on BFB!!! NO WAY STOP BEING AMAZING #1 ON BFB. WOW.

The Final Rug by HeadPhones202021

It's finally time to get this show on the road! I really so hope that all of you enjoy this series as much as I enjoyed making it. So sit back, relax, and enjoy reading this wonderful Object show! If you like to learn more about the cast, go and read TFR: The Cast to learn about each Character's personalities. Description: 24 Objects, 12 teams, one winner that will win The Final Prize. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out in this readable series, The Final Rug! Current Episodes Available: EPISODES 1-11 (Finished) EP 12 (soon) Inspired by: BFDI, BFDIA, BFB, TPOT (Jacknjellify) & Inanimate Insanity (Adam Katz , Brian, and the rest of the inanimate insanity cast) Rankings: 37 in object show (1/12/26) 37 in osc (2/12/26) 3 in Wacky (2/12/26) 13 in object (2/12/26) 61 in BFDI (1/12/26) 40 in Bfb (2/12/26) 23 in inanimate insanity (2/12/26)

Object Show Oneshots (Ships, Skits and Crackshots) by TopBottom7

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BFB STARVATION AU by Airy45

What would they do to satisfy their hunger? How long will it be until they go insane? For these competitors, they'll do anything to win, even if it means eating their friends. Four has always loved the idea of revival but never got the hang of it. Despite this, the integer, along with their pal X, starts a game show with 64 competitors taking part. All is well until a problem occurs. The objects start to complain about their hunger, which has never been a problem for algebraliens like Four. And so, these objects are stranded in an unfamiliar land, one without food, one without family, one without rules. In this land of zero contact, objects begin to starve, objects begin to go insane. Maybe it is up to a brave few objects to try to take control and limit the deaths and cannibalism. However, will they use their power for good? Or will they abuse it to the point of no return? And as for those other objects... They're hungry. And they'll do anything it takes to survive. WARNINGS: death, swearing/offensive language, cannibalism, blood/gore, insanity, spoilers for bfb Story and art by me Inspired by "HFJONE STARVATION AU" BFB by jacknjellify BEGAN: October 30th, 2022 ENDED: February 8th, 2024 #1 in idfb - 12/7/22 | #2 in nonprofessional - 12/10/22 | #1 in osc - 12/19/22 | #2 in inanimateinsanity- 1/10/23 | #6 in cannibal - 1/31/23 | #3 in tpot - 4/4/23 | #500 in horror - 6/10/23 | #15 in bfb - 7/25/23 | #11 in bloodandgore - 8/1/23 | #3 in objects - 9/20/23. | #1 in bfdia 10/19/23 | #1 in youngwriter - 12/3/23

The Life Of BFDI by ThatBlobBoy

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Sacrifice To Stars (A BFDIA fanfic) by ilikestarshehe

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Crush? • BFB Fanfic [PLEASE THIS IS OLD STOP READING] by Mr793_NR

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