This may seem boring at first, but I promise that if you keep reading, you won't be disappointed.
You can call me The Thinker.
Why?
People around me, as time went on, have told me I think too much.
I guess you could say I do.
I never had a childhood, and growing up, I dealt with bullies, mental disorders, and heartbreak.
I think about these all the time, and I have decided to help others.
People of Wattpad, inbox me your problems.
If you have questions about life, love, sex, drugs, or parents, inbox me.
If you want advice on things going on, inbox me.
What I am going to do is in this book, I will post what you ask or say, with a response from me.
Your identity will stay a secret.
All I am asking you to do is give me a nickname of your choice to put with your voice.
For example: "Dear Thinker........ Sincerely, A Troubled Heart"
I will respond as soon as I can.
I am hoping to help everyone, and I am hoping as well to inspire others.
Here you'll learn how to become a master of the art of writing fanfiction. These tutorials are 100% approved by the Herd mentality that poisons this platform. Rest assured! I guarantee you'll become one of the most esteemed writers around here, with ideas never seen before...well... except the other few hundreds that do the same stuff.
BOTTOM LINE! Follow this guide and you too can become the most bland and unoriginal guy on Wattpad. You're welcome!
Disclaimer:SARCASM in pula mea! Do not take this seriously!
And yes, I'm making a parody after a channel of the same name on YouTube.