Star Wars version of spaz cow

Once upon a time there lived a mighty cow named spaz cow who traveled around the galaxy just looking for his beloved wife spazley cow for many days and nights spaz cow started to get very board so spaz cow thought to himself I'm gonna get a burger and off he went to his destination to get a tasty burger 5 minuets later spaz cow forgot about his beloved wife spazley cow all well spaz cow said and for now on spaz cow said I'm not gonna have a girlfriend because then I waste my time so now I'm need another burger p.s spaz cow and spazley cow meet again coming out soon by the way this book number one so make sure u read spaz cow and spazley cow meet again it's tots awesome lol u May comment about this book by crystal.t.sunderland12345 when there's something strange in the neighbour hood who do u call spaz cow !!! SPAZ COW ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!