Obama Kidnaps Narancia for his pee (because he shoved lucky charms up his ass)
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Last published Sun, Jun 14, 2020
Obama kidnaps a sexually frustrated teen who shoved marshmellow cereal to his prostate because he wanted to poop rainbow. Through their adventure, said teen takes over the local supermarket and eats a 24 inch dildo for breakfast. See what his antics are, and why his mommy's goth bf doesn't approve of his munchies on obama nipple hairs.
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