I'll take it shaken, not stirred
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Complete Thu, Jan 9, 202019h 3m
Mix: one portion each of James, Lily, confusion, sarcasm, secrets, crazy friends, mystery, and wonky spells.
Stir in: one tablespoon each of chaos and enmity.
Blend using: sense of humor (solid) and the ability to read English.
Garnish with: dark times, war, assassination, changes of heart, Coca-Cola, Fritos, death eaters, traitors, Voldemort (shudder), more sarcasm, romance (don't overdo it!), rolling of eyes, chocolate, Quidditch, and (if anyone gets around to it) homework.
Serve: shaken, not stirred //
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𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒑 𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 ~ 𝒔. 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓
𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒑 𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚. 𝒃 𝒖𝒕 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆. - ✦₊˚ ⋆༺ ☆*₊˚.⋆ ★ ⋆.˚ ₊* ☆ ༻⋆ ˚₊✦ - "𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒖𝒔." "𝒚𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆." - ✦₊˚ ⋆༺ ☆*₊˚.⋆ ★ ⋆.˚ ₊* ☆ ༻⋆ ˚₊✦ - ⚠️ 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 (𝒚/𝒏). 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒋.𝒌. 𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈! ⚠️
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ~ ʸᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵉ ʰᵃʳʳʸ ᵖᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵛᵃʳⁱᵒᵘˢ
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