I'll take it shaken, not stirred
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Complete Thu, Jan 9, 202019h 3m
Mix: one portion each of James, Lily, confusion, sarcasm, secrets, crazy friends, mystery, and wonky spells.
Stir in: one tablespoon each of chaos and enmity.
Blend using: sense of humor (solid) and the ability to read English.
Garnish with: dark times, war, assassination, changes of heart, Coca-Cola, Fritos, death eaters, traitors, Voldemort (shudder), more sarcasm, romance (don't overdo it!), rolling of eyes, chocolate, Quidditch, and (if anyone gets around to it) homework.
Serve: shaken, not stirred //
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