Blabbering About Everything (A Beginner's Guide to Sarcasm)
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Last published Mon, Sep 15, 2014
Blabbering About Everything. All Rights Reserved. All Made by Me. The information inside this book is from my experience as a sarcastic person. All information stored in this book are my opinions only. This book is rated PG+13. Sarcasm is heavily implied in this book. Harsh comments will not be tolerated. Sarcastic comments may do, as this is the main topic in this book. Read the Prologue for more information.
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