I'm Awesome As F**K
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This book consists of random stories that I either don't care about or just randomly wrote. They will have nothing in common with each other, expect for maybe the characters. These stories will be about all the characters I have made up and use in different circumstances.
I will also write random things that get on my nerves, or things that I just need to rant about.
Or just basically anything!
It's basically just going to be about random things that happen that screwed with my head or just awesome things.
Also lots and lots of Green Day stuff.
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