SQUIDWARDS LOVE LIFE
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Hello, my name is Squidward Quincy Tenticles and this is my love life
Well i grew up not really liking anyone, in fact I hate everyone in this ocean blue seas but that all changed one day
It all started when I was working at the krusty krab it was on a wendsday I recall. Mr.krabs was in his office as usual and, spongebob was patching up plenty of patties that day, it was a busy day and Buisness was running smoothly.
But then this one large man by the name of bubble bath came through the doors, stomping on the grounds. He had Cought my eye and he was so attractive with his big meatty arms and legs. He had ordered so much I COUDNT even keep count, so I asked him calmly. "Would you like a krabby patty sir"
He said yes in his firm sturdy voice but he immediately demanded it with extra pickles. I ordered spongebob to make the party and it was ready. I handed bubble bath the partty and he firmly grasped it with his big meaty arms and took a huge bite out of it. "YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!!"
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