If You're Good At Something, Never Do It For Free ((a Joker x OC fan fiction))
NotCallingYouALiar
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NotCallingYouALiar
Complete, First published Jan 10, 2020
Mature
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Meet Nora Hawthorne. She spent her time like most Gotham residents. Go to work, go home, keep up with the news. That changed one night. Her life becomes much more interesting after Gotham's own Clown Prince of Crime comes crashing in with a life-threatening injury, leaving her questioning her morals as well as her romantic desires. 

*Contains depictions of medical procedures, violence, language, eventual sexual content and adult themes*
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The Villian's Baby || Nygmobblepot mpreg

30 parts Complete Mature

It started with a simple crush but after a night full of alcohol it turned out as a real, life-changing, problem. ❗WARNING❗ • Mature Content * Season 3 spoiler * --> Completed ||07.07.2019 - 25.12. 2020||✅ I DO NOT ONE ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS! Please don't steal! :) © All rights reserved: This book may not be copied or reproduced without the clear consent of the copyright owner. Copyright: © Production of Gotham - DC Copyright: © Helena H. (cookie_x_witch) Cover art by : © Helena H. (cookie_x_witch) Some scenarios in this book are fictional and not based on real events. Possible resemblances to persons, living or dead, are coincidental © cookie_x_witch 2019 & © DC-Gotham

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