If You're Good At Something, Never Do It For Free ((a Joker x OC fan fiction))
NotCallingYouALiar
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  • Parts 23
  • Time 8h 50m
NotCallingYouALiar
Complete, First published Jan 10, 2020
Mature
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Meet Nora Hawthorne. She spent her time like most Gotham residents. Go to work, go home, keep up with the news. That changed one night. Her life becomes much more interesting after Gotham's own Clown Prince of Crime comes crashing in with a life-threatening injury, leaving her questioning her morals as well as her romantic desires. 

*Contains depictions of medical procedures, violence, language, eventual sexual content and adult themes*
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