Heroes Don't Kill- A Comedy Roleplay
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Last published Mon, Feb 10, 2020
"Please keep all limbs inside for the duration of the ride: thank you for shopping with Walmart"
The cool superheroes are taken seriously.
But, what about the superheroes that aren't that super?
Central University for the Development of Supernatural Abilities (or CUDSA for short) has had there fair share of superheroes with useless powers. Everything from Remote control control to 75% levitation, these are the students they try to keep under wraps.
But one day, a super villain kidnaps the heroes and demands ransom.
Everyday, one of the heroes dies until the ransom is paid.
Can you survive, even when the world thinks you're useless?
~A comedy superhero murdery roleplay~
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