The Queen

I have to deal with her because she was stupid enough to not read the contract she herself offered up to sign eons ago.

She finds humor in my anger, feeds on my sexual frustrations, and still manages to dodge the knives I keep stashed everywhere so I can hit the bull's eye that's her black heart.

I'm the queen because of the order I was born into. I'm not a fan, that I got a demon to tag along with my life, till the next poor unfortunate soul is born.

By order I meant rank, it's all random so nobody knows who will rule, that's how they have kept the last several rulers alive after all. Tragic how humans are so far advanced and still want to be greedy.

Anyhow follow how I try to (and maybe succeed?) in killing this annoying being, who knows I'll be unlucky in luck and fall for it.