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Jesus Heist

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Reads 56
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

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He's a hardened criminal, a man with biceps of steel, and he's a mamas boy. When Mama Mary falls ill with stomach cancer, Jesus Christ is willing to do anything: even preform a heist. With two goofy brothers, a partner in crime, and one individual he's not that fond of, Jesus himself must set out to the Vatican. But there's one person trying to stop him: The Pope. Will his dear mother succumb to her illness? Or will he succeed in saving his mother?All Rights Reserved

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Catch me if you can by classy_scorpio

[Not Edited] He's ruthless every man wants to be him or the fear him, every women wants to fuck him. He has the largest mafia he could kill anyone in a blink of an eye. She is the Beauty every girl envoys. She can seduce any man, what happens when she seduces the wrong kind of man. He falls head over heels For her. he would give up anything and everything. She didn't know what she's gotten into. She gets pregnant and flees never wanting that life for her child, she steels his money and heart. He will find her and he vows to destroy her. What happens when it's been years and he finally finds her, will he kill her in cold blood or will he see her and his child and decided to have Mercy. The meet when she was 19 and he was 22, she's now 24 and he's 26. ☽ I cum on his mouth and he slurps up every last thing. But he doesn't stop he keeps sucking and licking my clit harshly. My legs start to shake and I try to close my legs but he holds them open. "It's t-to much" my words come out shaky. "Your gonna take it like a good girl ok." ☽ [mature audience] [sexual scenes]

I fell in love with a criminal (Canadacest) by Tyler_KB

(Canadacest is 1p x 2p Canada if you didn't know) My family tried to warn me about them, a family just like ours, but so different at the same time. They told me to stay away from him, but he had stolen my heart long before that. The whole family was pretty much known as criminals, but there was ever enough evidence to arrest them for anything. Both papa and dad, heck even Alfred, tried to keep me away from them, having figured out that Matt had a thing for me, but what they didn't know is that I had a thing for him as well. The rest of my family kept away from them, where as I tried to get closer, and they were welcoming me with open arms. When Matt has enough of working for a criminal gang due to a sadist leader tormenting me, he takes me from my home, and we leave the state, with a goal to get to Canada before our family's hunt us down. Will my love for him make me become a criminal too? Or will his love for me make him stop being one?

Mafia's Bride by gracielou240307

Grace Giordano is a 19 year old girl whose father, Richard, is a mafia boss to one of the Italian Mafia's. Even though she's a girl and her father is the boss, she does most the work for their mafia as all her father cares about is drinking and smoking and Luca doesn't like dealing with business. She's cold and ruthless, as that's how she was born. Her father never did really care for her so her older brother, Luca Giordano, pretty much raised her. Lorenzo Romano is 27 years old, the oldest of the Romano siblings - Carter Romano is 25 and Sophia Romano is 17. He's harsh and cold-blooded but has to be being in the mafia. His father, Dante Romano, is the mafia boss to the largest Italian Mafia but to take over, Lorenzo has to be married so Dante arranges a marriage for him that will also gain them an ally. How will it all pan out?

Nothing But Thieves (English) by RevaReh

He actually just wanted to smoke a cigarette during his lunch break while his colleague went to the bakery. Who could have guessed that the young police officer Leon would be the getaway driver for three bank robbers? Without much experience in active police work, he finds himself in a hopeless situation. He has to be careful to keep the gentlemen happy in order to walk on eggshells and achieve one thing: a good escape opportunity! Will the inexperienced law enforcement officer be able to escape or will he become a pawn in the criminals' plan? Adult content includes: swear words, slang, use of weapons, physical assault Note: This story takes place in the same universe as 'Eve and Haven'. * All places, actions and characters are fictitious. Any coincidences are just that: coincidences! *

The Arrangement by aaliyahroseee

𝟏𝟖+ "Do you have any idea," he started as he licked his lips, his tongue piercing catching my eye, "how much I've had to refrain myself from fucking you over the last few months?" * Three very simple rules was all it took for everything to fail, but does Taylor Thomas and Nicolas Romano abide by them? Out of all things that could go wrong to Taylor, everything just starts to blow up all at once for her. One fateful night out with her best friend, she witnesses a murder commited by familiar billionaire Nicolas Romano, and receives a call from her older brother that he owed the wrong people some money, and now he's been framed and arrested for murder. She decided to involve herself into the mafia world, for all the right reasons. Or so she thought. What she didn't expect however, was to become the main target on their list. Secrets are soon revealed, bonds are built, and time begins to quickly run out. Will they make it in time? Will they disobey the rules? Will love get in the way and end up killing both Nicolas and Taylor? USED TO BE TITLED: SINS AND SCARS

Paranoid. by AshlynnHumphrey

Josephs' 21 and lives in a small town close to his brother. He was never treated well by his mother which led to growing up with physciatric problems. To add to josephs problems Adam from work bullys Joseph in the workplace for being weak and too young to be a doctor, and Joseph thinks Adams working for his mother in a plan to get him. Will Joseph get something of Adams first? Or is he not capable enough?

Father Roman by DamienSilver

A fake priest and a Sicilian mob boss at odds. What could possibly go wrong? *** Roman is a life long slacker and a hardcore gambling addict. After learning there's a hit on him, not to mention his fiancé just dumped him two days before their wedding, Roman is desperate and on the run from loan sharks. Ending it all on a bridge seems like the only option until he meets a stranger who convinces him to participate in an unlikely heist, wherein Roman poses as a newly ordained priest only to rob St Francis Xavier Cathedral 50 million euros. On paper the plan sounds solid. However, Roman quickly discovers he's in more than he'd bargained for when the robbery attracts full attention of a very much pissed off Cosa Nostra boss, Santino Bertinelli.

The unknown mafia don. by vampire-witchgirl21

You are an 18-year-old lass living with your deadbeat family the father beats you around. The mother doesn't care the only person who doesn't get hit is your brother What will happen when a mafia boss buys you from your father for 1 billion Will there be death Love Lust And who's the unknown dom

Criminals On The Run |18+ by smut-tress

After years of running, Dixie finally decided on her last heist. A small bank on the south coast until it takes an unexpected turn, giving her no choice but to drop everything in an instant. . . "Come on, Dixie. I know you still want this. And I know you want me. So why don't we get over this? Finish this a little bit quicker." He gives me a smirk. "No thanks. I'm not gonna go through this again. It's over. I've got good things going on now." "Let's see about that." He flicks his knife back into his backpocket, disappearing behind the door. . .

The Mafia's Priority by FlyingApsara

Book one when i started writing the Mafia idea. its Mew Gulf. Gulf belonged to a Mafia. Mew a common Man. what if they Fall in love. What if Mew and Gulf sworn to live together. What if Mew found out Gulf was a Mafia. What if Mew found Gulf was in a way involved in his parent's death? What if Mew found out Gulf's father was his favorite uncle in his childhood? Will he leave or stay? Will Gulf be able to hold him? Read it to Find it. Tabby

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Catch me if you can

[Not Edited] He's ruthless every man wants to be him or the fear him, every women wants to fuck him. He has the largest mafia he could kill anyone in a blink of an eye. She is the Beauty every girl envoys. She can seduce any man, what happens when she seduces the wrong kind of man. He falls head over heels For her. he would give up anything and everything. She didn't know what she's gotten into. She gets pregnant and flees never wanting that life for her child, she steels his money and heart. He will find her and he vows to destroy her. What happens when it's been years and he finally finds her, will he kill her in cold blood or will he see her and his child and decided to have Mercy. The meet when she was 19 and he was 22, she's now 24 and he's 26. ☽ I cum on his mouth and he slurps up every last thing. But he doesn't stop he keeps sucking and licking my clit harshly. My legs start to shake and I try to close my legs but he holds them open. "It's t-to much" my words come out shaky. "Your gonna take it like a good girl ok." ☽ [mature audience] [sexual scenes]