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Tomorrow Is Never Promised
Marcel-Jones
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Marcel-Jones
Complete, First published Jan 15, 2020
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Jordan Beckerman is an aspiring comedian living a pretty average life, looking for a partner who will love him unconditionally for being who he is - a less than stellar comic. Fortunately for him and his off-the-wall humor, Jordan finds a match on Tinder halting his fears of growing old and dying alone. It seems as if things are finally looking up for Jordan ... until his tragic past rears its ugly head once again, reminding him of the ominous life lesson his mother once told him: 

"Live everyday as if it's your last 'cause tomorrow is never promised."
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